Wife told me to dress nice for the open house.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/10/2017 at 15:46 • Filed to: The plight of the fully clothed

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E30 unrelated to anything.

I’m a t-shirt, jeans, hoodie kind of guy. Currently feeling like a bad stereotype of a woman in a movie dressing up for a night on the town.

Put on my slacks and dress shirt. Looks ridiculous tuck that shirt in. Okay, had now it’s awful without a tie. Put on the tie. I look like I’m going to fucking funeral.

Okay, how about a nice button up instead. Oh look at all these flannels I haven’t worn since college. I’m a walking checkerboard. Oh, this blue one looks okay. Nope, looks like a belong in a Urban Outfitter’s catalog from 2009.

How about the shoes? Wow, I’m not going skateboarding. Adidas, too much white. Why did I buy these? Hmm, these vans are dirty... Oh my wingtips I haven’t worn since my wedding? Painful to drive in, walk in, and kind of overkill.

So here I am in some Levi pants, Vans, t-shity, and a nice but casual jacket. At least I’ll be comfortable.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 15:49

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So you’re goin for it?!


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus forgot his password > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 15:55

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That e30 owner hasn’t discovered you can lock the center caps in place by rotating the logo.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 15:57

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Vans, Levis and a clean T shirt are always a good look. If you want to dress it up just hit up a Nordstroms Rack or a Buffalo Exchange amd grab a Ben Sherman or Penguin shirt for $20.

Grab a $15 pair of cheap slacks from H&M if you really want to look fancy.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 16:03

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I’m often glad I have x amount of problems, but lacking one.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Matsayz
09/10/2017 at 16:30

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On the fence. Many things I like, many things I don’t. Also 30 people showed up in the first 30 minutes.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 16:34

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I almost exclusively wear all-black running shoes, since they’re fully adequate for most things.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/10/2017 at 23:15

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It’s an open house ... I am confused ... as long as you’re wearing clothes, you’re good to go.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2017 at 07:26

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i always wear flannel, winter, summer, all year round,


Kinja'd!!! ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/11/2017 at 16:34

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Its annoying but it can count...