Jesus Has Risen...TO KICK YOUR ASS

"PS9" (PS9) 09/09/2017 at 21:37 • Filed to: WHAT IF A SHITPOST COULD BE A VIDEOGAME?

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I can’t decide if they’ve gone too far or not far enough. Get ready for the second coming of THESE HANDS, BITCH

Maxima Speed > PS9 09/09/2017 at 21:48

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Ok, first of all I despise Political Correctness, I am not one to call out, “insensitive” at everything I don’t like but, wow. Talk about a game that just takes a giant steaming dump on a whole lot of people. I’m a Christian and this irritates me, but not just because of my beliefs, this has got to be really infuriating to all kinds of religious people. In all fairness if there is anyone out there who still worships Ares or Mars God of War, this may be right up there aisle.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Maxima Speed 09/09/2017 at 21:50

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While I agree this takes a shit on everyone and subsequently triggers me, the “And he’s....cross!” pun had me like

Maxima Speed > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 09/09/2017 at 22:07

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Just from a gameplay perspective accuracy would be a bit hard to program, as you have multiple infinly powerful characters interacting. The only possible outcome would be universe ending.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Maxima Speed 09/09/2017 at 22:14

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I still stand by it being a South Park level of offensive joke and refuse to see as an actual thing you can play.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > PS9 09/09/2017 at 22:49

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-10 points if no Mohammed. You can’t try to be subtly offensive if you’re not going to follow through with it.

PS9 > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 09/09/2017 at 23:21

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I agree that this is south park level humor, but it’s not a joke. It’s a real game that’s available on steam right now.

PS9 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 09/09/2017 at 23:25

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Islam DLC! It’s time for the lord and savior to receive his 77 ASS KICKINGS

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > Maxima Speed 09/09/2017 at 23:57

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Also a Christian. I think I’m more upset that it doesn’t seem that they did much research past the basics. If Jesus had a mortal form and a glorified form, maybe a “love your enemies” move where it heals you and your enemy (e.g. if you’re low on health, but your enemy had full health), maybe a “host of angels” summon, etc. It would also be better if he (and the characters in general) took damage during the fight.

AdverseMartyr > PS9 09/10/2017 at 02:29

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So long as Jesus has a sword of light that comes out of his mouth, I’m not certain I see a problem with it.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > PS9 09/10/2017 at 03:06

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Not far enough. They need to release this on consoles and develop the shit out of it mortal Kombat style, fatalities and everything!