"shpuker" (shpuker)
09/06/2017 at 15:30 • Filed to: None | 4 | 14 |
EL_ULY
> shpuker
09/06/2017 at 15:31 | 1 |
Any bets on which OPPOnaut is Segio?
Any dibs on Akio Toyoda?
shpuker
> EL_ULY
09/06/2017 at 15:34 | 6 |
My guess is $kay got bored.
Although part of me hopes the actual Marchionne just said fuck it and went off the rails.
BeaterGT
> shpuker
09/06/2017 at 15:37 | 3 |
His sweaters would never allow it.
jimz
> shpuker
09/06/2017 at 15:40 | 4 |
ok, someone needs to register as “Sergio Marchionne’s Sweater” in the spirit of some of the old Gawker joke accounts like “Milton Berle’s C**k” and “Chris Christie’s Pannus.”
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> EL_ULY
09/06/2017 at 15:47 | 0 |
I know who it is...
WilliamsSW
> shpuker
09/06/2017 at 15:52 | 3 |
http://smarchionne.kinja.com/im-the-ceo-of-fca-ama-1798680495
There’s a few funny nuggets in here, but about half of the responses seem semi-serious.
What’s really funny is that there are a few people who really seem to believe they’re talking to the CEO of FCA on Kinja.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> jimz
09/06/2017 at 15:54 | 0 |
What type of things would it say?
shpuker
> jimz
09/06/2017 at 15:58 | 1 |
Let the burner influx commence
jimz
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/06/2017 at 16:27 | 1 |
stuff like “che cazzo fai, idiota?”
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> jimz
09/06/2017 at 16:30 | 0 |
lol. It’s funny because he’s lived in Canada since the age of 13. Everyone thinks he’s as Italian as Enzo Ferrari, but nope.
He’s also currently a member of the Board of Philip Morris International Inc. Nothing like a helping to run two bad companies.
Chariotoflove
> shpuker
09/06/2017 at 16:51 | 3 |
You seem to be implying that he was ever on the rails.
Sergio's Sweater
> jimz
09/06/2017 at 18:43 | 1 |
That would kinda cock over the real deal though....
jimz
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/06/2017 at 19:13 | 0 |
yeah but I’m talking about what the sweater would say.
shpuker
> Chariotoflove
09/07/2017 at 10:11 | 1 |
You make a fair point