DAMMIT FOR SWEDEN HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 09/06/2017 at 14:31 • Filed to: None

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I was doing such a good job of coping with hockey withdrawal and you go and spoil it...

For Sweden > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 14:39

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Judging from this year so far, Carolina will win the cup

Nothing > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 14:51

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My son starts tomorrow. We have the Avs preseason “Burgundy/White” game next Sunday. Woo!

jimz > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 15:03

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earliest ticket I could get is for Oct. 31 vs. the Coyotes. Can’t wait.

nerd_racing > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 15:16

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I really appreciate the Nathan Gerbe ones. I liked having him on the team.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Nothing 09/06/2017 at 15:18

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I’m going to spend my weekend watching the rookie tournament. Finally some hockey

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > jimz 09/06/2017 at 15:18

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So long, The Joe

jimz > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 15:37

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yep, that cramped old bunker. won’t miss the troughs in the men’s rooms, will miss how loud the place could get.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 15:41

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There’s always the required countdown to season start.  Yes, that exists.

The “Things that clearly should be drawn penalties but aren’t because it’s Kadri” counter will also get reset and begin increasing without bound.

BKosher84 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/06/2017 at 15:52

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NOBODY CARES ABOUT HOCKEY BRING ME MY OCTOBER BASEBALL

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 09/06/2017 at 16:14

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Kadri confuses me... I don’t know how to think of him. On the one hand, he’s a great player. Hard player. Not afraid of playing physical. And the penalties he does manage to draw help the team.

On the other hand, WHO PUT ALL THIS SOCCER IN MY HOCKEY

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BKosher84 09/06/2017 at 16:16

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SCREW YOUR BASEBALL

Actually, I had a really random idea a little while back... We’ve got Soccer Baseball, why not Hockey Basepuck?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 09/07/2017 at 09:12

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Were you not watching last season towards the end? The refs would call *nothing* that anyone else did against Kadri.

It was so bad that I theorized that if Brad Marchand did a low bridge on Kadri (as he is known to do), the refs wouldn’t call it as a penalty, because it’s Kadri (and they believe he’s a diver now).

And I agree that they need to get this soccer nonsense out of my hockey.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 09/07/2017 at 09:31

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I was. He doesn’t draw very many penalties anymore, that’s for sure. He’s made his own bed on that one as far as I’m concerned though... he’s cried wolf a few too many times.

What pisses me off is when they call him for shit that was fine. Come on, his reputation is as a diver—if he doesn’t go down after a hit you can’t just make something up to send him off because you don’t like him. For example that hit on Ovi in the playoffs. That was shaping up to be a solid but perfectly ordinary check until Ovi decided to dodge and took it across one knee. That hit was no worse (from a rulebook perspective) than the one that took Polak out of the series. Polak tried to go around and couldn’t do it fast enough to get both legs out of the way. And guess who got the penalty.