OH YEAH!

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
09/01/2017 at 19:38 • Filed to: Tercel

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Cool to be sitting on a car whose taillight is worth more than the entire car not running.

So far, I’ve got:

- lots of scams

- two disturbingly aggressive people

- a donation offer that I found out just pushes time time shares with their “free vacation voucher”

- one guy who sent me four apology texts for not buying the car (Dude! It’s okay! This isn’t personal, it’s a car)

- usual shenanigans of people not coming out (again, I don’t take it personally anymore)

- $41 offer from pick n pull

So what do you think, Oppo? I’m thinking about taking out the front seats and accepting pick n pull’s offer. Or, Harold can have it for free.


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:42

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Um, you have a $41 car, and you’re not considering trying your hand at producing a convertible?

Oppo privileges revoked.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Berang
09/01/2017 at 19:44

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It is a convertible: I converted it from a rolling lunchbox to a stationary shoebox.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:49

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Wait, I thought CarMax would guarantee an offer on any car you bring in for appraisal?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > boredalways
09/01/2017 at 19:51

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I can’t bring it in


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > boredalways
09/01/2017 at 19:52

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The problem is he has to bring it in


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:52

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You don’t have places advertising “cash for junk cars” on sketchy signs on the side of the road?

I made my first Miata disappear for $150, non-running, late at night, by calling one of those.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:55

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I’ll give you $45


Kinja'd!!! NojustNo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:56

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i would hate to see this at pick n pull :(

I was offered $60 for my 95 explorer and its ten years newer! But I get it they got overhead .

Give it to an OPPO.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:58

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I would like it to go to an enthusiast. Fuck if I had the space I would work on it.


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 19:58

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Depending on how much work you want to put in, is parting it out a possibility?


Kinja'd!!! diplodicus forgot his password > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:00

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Give it to Harold man.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > gin-san - shitpost specialist
09/01/2017 at 20:01

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No room, hard NO from the wife.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:04

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Seriously though, find out what the scrap value would be, and sell it for just enough higher to keep scrappers out of your yard. Somebody will pick it up for whatever price that is.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:21

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Not even for free. Sorry bud. I don’t want to pour money into a project car while I’m saving up for a new daily.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro
09/01/2017 at 20:21

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Oh don’t worry, this would definitely prevent you from saving up for that Lexus


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/01/2017 at 20:22

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Ok lol


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:41

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Damn


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Nibbles
09/01/2017 at 20:43

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fudge


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:56

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I’ll give you that much...if you tow it to Utah for me.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 20:59

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Is there any chance it can be Roadkilled? Say somebody flew there and turned a wrench for a bit, would it drive?


Kinja'd!!! TorqueToYield > Berang
09/01/2017 at 21:16

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Car batteries alone are going for 35c/lb.

Steel for 4.5c/lb.

Which is why pretty much any car is worth at least $100+ in scrap value.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 21:46

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I mean, scrap guys should give you more than $41. Pick n Pull had $200 on my $300 Miata, but I guess I can see where a Miata has a higher demand than the Tercel. You can’t just buy a couple tarps and cocoon it in the backyard for a while until you can do something with it?

Alternatively, paint it flat red and advertise it as Jessie Pinkman’s car from Breaking Bad.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/01/2017 at 22:52

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Ouch, that’s a tough one. I wish you weren’t so far away.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/02/2017 at 08:45

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Well that’s better than the -$5 offer I got from picknpull.