"Here are all the cars you hate irrationally."

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/28/2017 at 22:18 • Filed to: Oppo

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Yeah, whatever FP. Let’s post cars we irrationally like!

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:24

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I irrationally like Oppo

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/28/2017 at 22:25

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NOT A CAR

Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:26

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Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:26

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MK4 VWs.

Aremmes > Dusty Ventures 08/28/2017 at 22:28

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Azteks can only induce rational reactions in people, both in favor and against them.

CRider > Dusty Ventures 08/28/2017 at 22:30

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Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:32

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I don’t care what people say. I like the X6.

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:32

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It is a vehicle for shitposting

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:35

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First-gen Dodge Intrepid

AkursedX > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:36

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benjrblant > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 22:41

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Woah there buddy.

AestheticsInMotion > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:42

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I really dislike big vehicles. Especially big, non-luxury vehicles. So why do I love my neighbors 4runner so much..?

Urambo Tauro > benjrblant 08/28/2017 at 22:42

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Not irrational enough, or too irrational?

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:43

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Vicente Esteve 08/28/2017 at 22:44

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Too far!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > AestheticsInMotion 08/28/2017 at 22:45

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Because you can’t resist the 3rd gen. Resistance is futile. Join us.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:46

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Need to narrow it down by year or era, I have too many embarrassing likes.

AestheticsInMotion > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/28/2017 at 22:47

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But... for the price of a good 4runner, I could get a bad cruiser!

benjrblant > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 22:50

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I didn’t think that anyone liked those. Ever. In the history of history.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > AestheticsInMotion 08/28/2017 at 22:51

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I also wouldn’t quite call them big. They’re the same size as the Jeep Cherokee. You know. The Dart based one.

Chariotoflove > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 22:53

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Ew. Back into the closet with you.

Urambo Tauro > benjrblant 08/28/2017 at 22:54

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Since they first came out, I always thought they looked sleek, sporty even. I still have never been in one, but that greenhouse looks like it’s got great visibility. ...And that’s it. That’s all the praise I have to offer for these.

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/28/2017 at 22:55

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You know, I like the ELR. It’s NOT just a Volt.

I even like the commercial. There, I said it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 08/28/2017 at 22:56

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Ok, pick something new.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove 08/28/2017 at 22:57

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I plan to get one sometime in the near-ish future. They were a terrible value new, but they’re not bad at all used.

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/28/2017 at 22:59

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Exactly. They started out over priced. People mistakenly thought that made them bad cars.

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 22:59

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My uncle had one. I drove it once, because he had a “restricted” license. It was ... fine.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 22:59

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So you chose a BMW X3 over a Land Rover Discovery 2 for your SUV option? I am disappointed

shop-teacher > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/28/2017 at 23:01

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Liking the ELR is perfectly rational, it’s gawjeous. Good architect’s car too, it fits.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Chariotoflove 08/28/2017 at 23:02

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Yeah, I thought Doug’s review was dickish for no reason. The only thing that hurts them (in my mind) is that a used Volt is more practical and cheaper.

benjrblant > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:02

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VehiCross.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/28/2017 at 23:05

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Shouldn’t the fact that they’re so cheap right now be a positive? Also if it’s not German or maybe Italian, ol’ Doug won’t like it.

Dusty Ventures > CRider 08/28/2017 at 23:07

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I wish that wasn’t a shop

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:08

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I agree, someone else took the depreciation hit. I’m left to reap the cool looking, efficient, luxury rewards.

Dusty Ventures > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:08

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Or weird. He liked the Aztek and the Prowler

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:08

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2nd Gen Escalades despite being a glitzy tahoe with a bigger motor

Pre-refresh 2nd gen tC

320i despite being BMW’s lease special, though I’d only want a manual sport package car

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:09

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It’s hard to say I like a car irrationally because I’m really good at rationalizing things I like. But here’s one I that doesn’t make sense, but I like it.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Vicente Esteve 08/28/2017 at 23:09

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TDI, or VR6 only

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 23:10

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Didn’t they use these as police cars in the Robocop TV series?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dusty Ventures 08/28/2017 at 23:14

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K W E R K S

Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:16

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I have a thing for K-cars . . .

MylesD > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:17

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SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:18

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:19

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1990 ford probe turbo anyone?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Vicente Esteve 08/28/2017 at 23:19

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Sadistic!

His Stigness > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:20

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I didn’t even bother “reading” that since I’m sure everyone was wrong.

Plus, hate sells.

Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:21

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NO

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:21

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Honestly, I don’t know why.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Urambo Tauro 08/28/2017 at 23:24

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Yeah you’ve gone off the deep end. TBH I thought these looked cool when they came out, but they were total crap. Fortunately they’ve pretty much all rusted away. I saw one on the road the other day actually and had a sudden realization that I see more K cars around these days than first gen Intrepids.

Chariotoflove > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/28/2017 at 23:31

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And that’s the same knock against every luxury car compared to an equivalently sized mainstream model.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:32

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Infiniti M30, anyone?

I also love the X6 and ZDX even though everything about them says I should hate them.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > AkursedX 08/28/2017 at 23:36

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Northstar swap!

Chariotoflove > BaconSandwich is tasty. 08/28/2017 at 23:39

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I want a 6000 SUX. How’s that for irrational?

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:47

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Tough one. Guilty pleasures get better with age. New cars are either hot or cold.

Here’s something from within 20 years:

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/28/2017 at 23:53

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You’re testing the limits of our acquaintanceship!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget 08/28/2017 at 23:54

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Lebaron!!!

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/28/2017 at 23:59

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I suppose it’s more the specific examples that are irrational I guess.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Amoore100 08/29/2017 at 00:09

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Is that first one a rebadged Venza or something?

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 00:29

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A bigger, fatter, better proportioned Venza. I kinda like the Venza, too.

Bytemite > Vicente Esteve 08/29/2017 at 00:43

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Like putting lipstick on a pig.

Bytemite > Urambo Tauro 08/29/2017 at 00:44

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Okay some things are not meant to be shared.

Bytemite > AestheticsInMotion 08/29/2017 at 00:45

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Maybe the actual offroading street cred?

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 00:50

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Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Aremmes 08/29/2017 at 02:04

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Wow. That’s deep.

duurtlang > Amoore100 08/29/2017 at 02:45

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What? An Avensis? For shame!

  > Spaceball-Two 08/29/2017 at 04:02

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Me too but only the X6M. If you’ve set out to be obscene might as well take it all the way.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 05:46

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Anything ambitious and breaky that’s Italian, British or French.

Jag XJS, Rover SD1, Triumph Dolomite Sprint, Alfa Alfetta, Lancia Beta, Maserati Biturbo, Citroen CX.

Basically, anything stylish without the immediate need to actually get anywhere ;)

for Michigan > Vicente Esteve 08/29/2017 at 06:31

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Have you owned one? My parents had one (Jetta GLS) and that effectively killed any desire I had for a MkIV.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 06:34

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Lada Samara

shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 06:55

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Or British. That’s his real kink.

Vicente Esteve > Bytemite 08/29/2017 at 08:16

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The best lipstick on the worse pig.

Vicente Esteve > for Michigan 08/29/2017 at 08:17

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Yep!

Amoore100 > duurtlang 08/29/2017 at 10:09

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But it’s so French and well-proportioned! Honestly, I can’t figure out why this generation Avensis just looks so “right” to me, the blocky and chunky lines are so fastidiously perfect and organized that it should look boring but it doesn’t! To drive is another story entirely...

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 11:10

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Before I bought my F150 I was seriously considering a diesel X5.

Spaceball-Two >   08/29/2017 at 11:10

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Exactly!

AkursedX > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/29/2017 at 12:19

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Actually, the one I posted has a 3800sc l32 engine with the gen-v blower. 260whp and about 310wft/lbs

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > AkursedX 08/29/2017 at 12:24

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Needs the 444hp Northstar, lol.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/29/2017 at 12:30

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I like the ELR and CRZ, the SSR I can’t get behind, I hate he styling. But I guess the idea is cool

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/29/2017 at 12:34

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The SSR is too weird to hate, plus they could be had as V8 manuals.

Schaefft > Amoore100 08/29/2017 at 13:02

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Whats wrong with the 607?

Amoore100 > Schaefft 08/29/2017 at 13:56

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Eh, it’s too big, not too pretty, boring compared to the C6 and Vel Satis, and marked a downturn in Peugeot quality. Other than that, not much.

RPM esq. > Amoore100 08/29/2017 at 18:26

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Holy shit.

RPM esq. > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 08/29/2017 at 18:27

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He just wrote about how it’s a good used value. Really, the only thing he was mean about in his review was the insane price compared to the Volt and how little “more” you got for all that scratch, which he was 100% right about.

Spasoje > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/29/2017 at 19:22

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Unfortunately, I think I win at this game...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spasoje 08/29/2017 at 19:29

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Wrong. Utility is 100% rational!

Amoore100 > RPM esq. 08/29/2017 at 20:41

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Yeah, I have issues.

ThePenguin > Nibby 08/29/2017 at 22:22

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Too true, take your star.