"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove)
08/28/2017 at 10:47 • Filed to: Wondering what crafted dark berry means | 5 | 28 |
It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.
CalzoneGolem
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 10:53 | 7 |
It’s way better than regular Mountian Dew.
That’s a low bar.
Jcarr
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 10:54 | 0 |
I like that one. The apple one is garbage, though.
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 10:54 | 4 |
What the heck is crafted dark berry?
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> CalzoneGolem
08/28/2017 at 10:57 | 1 |
The pee you take after Mountain Dew is likely a better drink.
Stapleface
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/28/2017 at 10:58 | 0 |
You don’t know?
Where have you been, man? ;)
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> Stapleface
08/28/2017 at 11:02 | 4 |
Hey, that rock has given me perfect shelter for years!
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/28/2017 at 11:08 | 1 |
As far as I can tell, it’s “something like red grape which in no way tastes like artificial grape, which is surprising”.
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/28/2017 at 11:12 | 0 |
Huh, intriguing
whoarder is tellurium
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 11:15 | 1 |
It is pretty smooth. Although, I wish it came in a bottle instead of a can.
Chariotoflove
> whoarder is tellurium
08/28/2017 at 11:42 | 0 |
It was the label that drew me in. Yeah, I’m superficial.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
08/28/2017 at 11:44 | 0 |
Agreed. But my wife likes the stuff, so I try to not step on her tastes.
Chariotoflove
> Jcarr
08/28/2017 at 11:44 | 0 |
The apple is in the fridge waiting for the next taste test.
CalzoneGolem
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 11:45 | 1 |
I see what you did there.
Chariotoflove
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
08/28/2017 at 11:46 | 0 |
We were wondering the same. Probably some reference to the marvels of synthetic food chemistry?
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 11:56 | 1 |
The one in the white can is a nice citrus flavor.
DipodomysDeserti
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 12:03 | 2 |
Judging by the can I’m guessing crafted dark berry is a pair of liquified Ed Hardy jeans with a dash of tribal armband tattoo. Or they could have just infused it with dark berry vape smoke.
Chariotoflove
> DipodomysDeserti
08/28/2017 at 12:21 | 1 |
That would be pretty crafty.
Chariotoflove
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/28/2017 at 12:21 | 0 |
We’ll try it next.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 15:04 | 0 |
I wish they’d bring back the lime flavour.
Chariotoflove
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
08/28/2017 at 15:05 | 0 |
I thought that’s what the original was supposed to be?
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 18:07 | 0 |
Distortion. I think that’s the one I’m thinking of.
A few years back, a friend and I went on a road trip down the California coast line. 7,600 km in 9 days. I’m pretty sure it could have been sponsored by Mt. Dew, with the amount of it that I drank. I thought they only made that flavour that summer. I’ve never seen it for sale up here in Canada.
Chariotoflove
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
08/28/2017 at 18:11 | 0 |
Never seen it. My wife got through residency and most of fellowship mainlining the regular stuff. All the other house officers survived on coffee, but she hates coffee.
RPM esq.
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 18:23 | 1 |
This is an aside, but when I go hiking and accidentally step in something on the trail, I find that horseshit is a lot easier to clean off my shoes than dogshit, but at the end of the day it’s still shit I wish I hadn’t stepped in.
ETA: somehow this double-posted with my post down below. Edited back to its original glory.
RPM esq.
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
08/28/2017 at 18:27 | 1 |
Probably better for you, too.
Chariotoflove
> RPM esq.
08/28/2017 at 18:27 | 0 |
Not hard to do.
MM54
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 18:39 | 1 |
I’ve had that, it’s actually pretty good (though I like most mountain dew flavors)
Chariotoflove
> MM54
08/28/2017 at 19:10 | 1 |
Usually I think regular MD is too sticky sweet more my taste, but this stuff is pretty good. I think I like it for the little bit of tartness from the cherry. I also think it could mix well with vodka.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Chariotoflove
08/28/2017 at 20:18 | 0 |
I think they only made it that one summer, and haven’t made it since then.