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I may have had 3/4 bottle of Jim, two beers, and three shots of rum. I may still be hungover. Worth it.
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I would also need that much alcohol in order to handle listening to Zac Brown. The hangover is definitely worth it. Modern country music is the worst. It’s a combination of hipsters, racists and church youth group bands. That’s my antichrist. At least back in the day they were content with just being racists. I have instructed my daughters that if they ever bring home a dude named Zac/Zach/Zak they will immediately be buried in our backyard.
Met a kid named Noah (Gentile pronunciation) the other day. What the fuck is wrong with people? Yeah, let’s name our European-American kid after a Jew best known for getting drunk and procreating with his daughters... We need to ship all these crazy ass evangelicals to Jerusalem so the Jews can build a wall out of them.
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Lucky!
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How else do you pronounce “Noah” other than “No-uh”?!
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You have to use your throat, just like when you pronounce “l’chaim”.