[A sheep's] body is totally unadapted to the problems of aviation... *NSFVEGANSMATERIAL*

Kinja'd!!! "JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2)
08/26/2017 at 19:30 • Filed to: farmolopnik

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Earlier Today:

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an educatory interlude...

later today:

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Fell out of the tree and broke his neck.

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 19:37

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Wait? How high up the tree did it get? It looks like it was only 2ft off the ground in the photo.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/26/2017 at 19:39

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about three-feet actually, but yeah... Based on where he landed he was trying to get up to the next branch, which is about 5 feet up... our hypothesis is that he either jumped, missed, and fell, or tried to scramble up, slipped, and landed head-first on the way down. He was under the tree, and his neck was definitely broken.


Kinja'd!!! CB > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 19:41

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Ouch, that’s shitty.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 19:41

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He tried to be a monkey but now he’s dinner.


Kinja'd!!! JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > CB
08/26/2017 at 19:44

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It is, but once we figured out that his neck was broken, we were just like “you dumbass!”


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 19:53

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“Nesting?!”
“Arh.”

I may or may not have that sketch memorized.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 19:55

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I see many curries and pot roasts in your near future...and an interesting throw rug.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t
08/26/2017 at 21:10

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My deepest sympathies requested a crown