Rare bird turd

"RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht" (ramblininexile) 08/25/2017 at 16:40 • Filed to: None

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Saw one of these today - Saturn Relay. As you might expect with a U-body minivan (and a Saturn at that), it was making a horrible clatter, had some body damage, and one light was out.

Jcarr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/25/2017 at 16:45

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I think you meant to say “Rare turd”.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jcarr 08/25/2017 at 16:56

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Just tried strikeout text in the title for that. Bah. Humbug.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Jcarr 08/25/2017 at 16:57

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Unicode strikethrough marks work. Success!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/25/2017 at 17:04

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The only reason I remember the Relay is because of a Doug article about CarMax from a few years ago.

interstate366, now In The Industry > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/25/2017 at 17:12

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There’s a green one in my neighborhood. I always wonder why when I see it.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > interstate366, now In The Industry 08/25/2017 at 17:15

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There’s a Tempo in my town. It rarely moves and I think the owner might be crazy.

interstate366, now In The Industry > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/25/2017 at 17:19

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I mean, anyone who willingly owns a Ford Tempo in 2017 is either really, really old or totally crazy. Or, you know, both.

Urambo Tauro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/25/2017 at 19:07

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As you might expect with a U-body minivan (and a Saturn at that), it was making a horrible clatter, had some body damage, and one light was out.

LOL

The first thing I notice on these is are the wipers sticking straight up? I swear, that seems to be the case on half of the ones I see.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Urambo Tauro 08/25/2017 at 19:17

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I think it literally might have had up-going wipers.

Worst. Minivan. Ever.

A friend of mine has a Pontiac Montana that was basically gotten for free, was then steam cleaned inside for unspeakable filth, had a $600 head gasket job done, and then a whole series of minor cooling system fixes related and unrelated to the $600 head gasket job. Including one of the motor braces missing bolts. It then required a wheel bearing. And some motor mounts. Then it was backed into a post hard enough to destroy the rear left light, loosen the bumper cover, and so on - I mentioned that on here. So, hatch does not seal, and it also decided to fail another wheel bearing. Also, every fucking light on the dash is on.

No part has cost much over zero dollars, and it was essentially free and *STILL* it tries to find ways to make itself seem not even close to worth it. But hey - the wipers work.

So far.

Edit: it *does* have the middle row captain’s chairs. With a single sliding door, because schizophrenia.

pip bip - choose Corrour > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/26/2017 at 08:03

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quality!