Which company will start the corporate wars?

Kinja'd!!! "MrDakka" (mrdakka)
08/24/2017 at 21:34 • Filed to: None

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Where’s my cyberpunk dystopia at?


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > MrDakka
08/24/2017 at 21:37

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I don’t know which will start them, but I know who will win.

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Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > lone_liberal
08/24/2017 at 21:42

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You can’t lose the war if your enemies are all constantly crapping themselves into comas. /Insert touch forehead meme.jpg


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > MrDakka
08/24/2017 at 21:47

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My bet is on either Univision or perhaps Google.


Kinja'd!!! Phyrxes once again has a wagon! > MrDakka
08/24/2017 at 21:53

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Hmmm, I wonder which assistant would turn into skynet first. But seriously where is my damn cyberware.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > lone_liberal
08/24/2017 at 22:01

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I’m assuming all toilet paper manufacturers will be casualties in the corporate wars? Time to start collecting seashells


Kinja'd!!! facw > Phyrxes once again has a wagon!
08/24/2017 at 23:46

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Alexa assures me she’s here to help the world, but I don’t think that precludes her from scouring the Earth of humans with nuclear fire even if she is telling the truth.

Meanwhile Google spouts some nonsense about sticking to areas of expertise like “helping” and “general assistantship” (not a word). Cortana thinks for a suspiciously long time and then just returns a search (she’d totally press the red button).


Kinja'd!!! Grindintosecond > MrDakka
08/25/2017 at 00:24

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Fast food wars. Lookout for chunky chicken nugget commandos from KFC nation.