I just expended my entire knowledge of Cricket. 

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/22/2017 at 00:16 • Filed to: None

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I drink too much. No one should ever keep a reserve of cricket knowledge just in case they have to talk cricket in a bar.

ttyymmnn > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 00:18

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I enjoy cricket. Once you figure out what the hell is going on, it’s pretty interesting.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 00:19

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My knowledge of cricket ends at “it’s a sport”.

I have another burner, try to guess it! > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 00:27

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All you need to know is it’s like baseball, but they us a board because the Brits don’t have the hand eye coordination we do :)

TahoeSTi > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 00:31

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I just clicked on this hoping to scroll to the bottom and say “haha i didn’t learn anything”, but I didn’t have to do that and i’m happy to say I still know nothing about cricket.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 00:42

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Oh the sport not the bugs.

Kiltedpadre > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 01:32

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I once explained everything I know about cricket to my son. We drove by a park where there were a group of guys playing cricket. He asked what they were doing, I said they’re playing cricket, he asked how do you play cricket, I said I have no idea, I just know they have a cricket bat.

Birddog > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 01:49

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You hang at some interesting places.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 01:54

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What, it’s like baseball but takes a week to finish a game :P

Honeybunchesofgoats > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/22/2017 at 02:54

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I know so much more about the bugs.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 02:55

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They make noise, and there’s a magical talking one who wears a top hat. Yup that’s two more things, than what I know about the sport.

Honeybunchesofgoats > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/22/2017 at 03:00

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He’s like, that one who tries to be a conscience and teach morals and shit, right? Fuck that guy SO HARD

Tareim - V8 powered > ttyymmnn 08/22/2017 at 05:58

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I enjoy cricket. Once you consume enough alcohol , it’s pretty interesting.

FTFY :)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 06:59

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Warnie!

Warnie!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 08:16

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Just wait till you have to talk Australian Rules football. Or Gaelic football...

Mind you I’ve never found an American yet who can explain what exactly is going on in American football. So in that respect, at least all nations are equally confused about other nations team sports of choice.

ttyymmnn > Tareim - V8 powered 08/22/2017 at 08:51

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But that’s why the game exists, isn’t it?

Now_looking_for_a_cheap_car > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 10:00

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Curious to see someone talk about cricket here!

Now_looking_for_a_cheap_car > Kiltedpadre 08/22/2017 at 10:02

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And Stumps and Pads. Cricket equipment can be a lot

MonkeePuzzle > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 12:13

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what’s so hard about it?

Tareim - V8 powered > ttyymmnn 08/22/2017 at 13:33

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I guess so, I can’t see any other reason for the game to exist?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/22/2017 at 14:55

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I always liked Jiminy, with his little hat and umbrella.

ttyymmnn > Tareim - V8 powered 08/22/2017 at 16:32

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Originally, it was a way for rich people to kill three days.