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Kinja'd!!! "fhrblig" (fhrblig)
08/19/2017 at 23:17 • Filed to: None

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Tonight it’s some chocolate cake flavored UV vodka chased with lemon flavored sparkling water, or as I like to call it, the ‘holy crap we need to do some shopping’ special.

Hey, I need some sort of alcohol to numb the dumpster fire that is the Denver Broncos QB competition.


DISCUSSION (28)


Kinja'd!!! TylerLinner > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:21

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I’m drinking tap water out of a scratched up old Klean Kanteen. I might break out a Mexican Fanta later.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:21

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Lol at least there is something. One O would make would just me Starwberry NesQuik always lol


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:21

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Pliny the Elder


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:22

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I’m drinking a fine 2017 Smirnoff Ice paired with Rogue One.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > EL_ULY
08/19/2017 at 23:26

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This stuff is frighteningly not bad. I’m mildly horrified.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:26

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After a job interview this afternoon, which if selected for the position I’d be turning it down because they won’t match my pay, I hit a new brewery. I had a couple of their IPAs and a couple tasters of other things, but my favorite was this one called the ThaiPA. It has Thai-style flavorings to it, very different. I liked it better than the regular IPAs, which weren’t hoppy enough for my taste.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:27

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I thought I was slumming it with a home made Manhattan, but that’s just disgusting.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
08/19/2017 at 23:27

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I’m drinking a fine 2017 Smirnoff Ice

Willingly? Or someone keep icing you?


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > E90M3
08/19/2017 at 23:28

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Willingly.

-looks around-


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Chariotoflove
08/19/2017 at 23:33

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That’s just it, it’s really not. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:34

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I’m drinking a Malbec from Blackbox. Ain’t nothing wrong with box wine damnit!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:34

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For legal reasons, I’ll say I had X beers at the 2017 SEATTLE-AREA OPPO MEET. Then I went home for a bit and met up with my friend for an additional X-2 beers.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > interstate366, now In The Industry
08/19/2017 at 23:35

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I’m not a hops guy myself, but the ThaiPA sounds interesting.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:36

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We’ll have another. It’ll be clearer after that.

Or you’ll vomit and pass out. Win either way.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Matsayz
08/19/2017 at 23:36

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Adult Capri Sun. Valid.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:36

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3
08/19/2017 at 23:37

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Last time I had a Smirnoff Ice was 2006. I would call it a mistake if I hadn’t hooked up that night.


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:41

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Thank you for this. It’s my new validation for such a thing


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
08/19/2017 at 23:41

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Dog next to me on the couch, CHECK.

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That makes it a party!

Partner is upstairs passed out on the bed after having the last of the orange vodka, also he hates football.


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 23:47

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Yeah, I liked it. Not enough to purposefully drive the 30 miles out of the way to have one, mind you, but whenever i’m in the area again I’ll stop by and have another.


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > just-a-scratch
08/19/2017 at 23:48

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So I finally had one last year and... I was slightly disappointed. I think I put this beer on a pedestal and it didn’t live up to what I kept telling myself it would be. I’d like to try it again though.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Chariotoflove
08/19/2017 at 23:53

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I looked at the bottle and thought to myself “oh God, how have I drank that much of it?” It’s so innocuous.


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
08/20/2017 at 00:04

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That sounds like a pretty fair trade off.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3
08/20/2017 at 00:09

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Precisely.


Kinja'd!!! RPM esq. > fhrblig
08/20/2017 at 00:10

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A wine I shipped home from Italy while there for a wedding last spring. It’s not quite as good as I remember it being when I was at the winery, but it’s certainly not bad. Amusing side note: the case of wine we ordered from this winery showed up in a box labeled as bottles of olive oil, which undoubtedly saved the shipping company on the import duty, at the risk of my wine not getting to me if they’d opened it to check. Bastardi.

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > fhrblig
08/20/2017 at 00:20

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That’s what sweet drinks do.


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > Matsayz
08/20/2017 at 01:16

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It is very good but it doesn’t change my life.


Kinja'd!!! Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > fhrblig
08/21/2017 at 02:03

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Reminds me of one of my favorite Mad Men lines from Peggy Olson:

Mountain Dew and vodka isn’t a cocktail, it’s an emergency.