When you're in a bar and two people keep discussing whether the woman in the film on TV is "that Wizard of Oz girl." And "what's her name."

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/19/2017 at 19:59 • Filed to: None

And internally you’re screaming “OF COURSE IT’S JUDY FUCKING GARLAND” but you don’t want to say that out loud, because taking a correcting people about Judy Garland could be awkward in a strang bar.

DISCUSSION (23)

yamahog > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 20:00

Do it!! Clearly they’re no Friends of Dorothy.

For Sweden > yamahog
08/19/2017 at 20:04

Are you suggesting Mr. Goats is a friend of Dorthy looking for other such friends? o_o

XJDano > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 20:08

Walk to the bathroom and say it in a normal voice. Not at them, just out loud.

If you give them the direct answer you may get roped into their arguments of communication.

yamahog > For Sweden
08/19/2017 at 20:10

Who’s asking, the FBI?

Birddog > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 20:38

If that’s the heated debate at the local watering hole you’re in a good place!

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 21:01

I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess you’re not in a gay bar.

I’m not gay, but the rugby team I played on was and I’m pretty sure the needle would scratch off the record as the room fell silent with that kind of conversation going on

Honeybunchesofgoats > Birddog
08/19/2017 at 21:02

It’s a pretty great bar.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 21:03

I don’t even know. I love this bar because it’s run by women, but I think a guy is trying to pick me up. And women are coming here to drink alone. I might actually be in a gay bar. Or an unofficially gay bar. I’m totally down with gay bars, I just don’t want anyone to waste their time on me.

fhrblig > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 21:04

It’d only be awkward if you’re REALLY upset and shouty about it.

Honeybunchesofgoats > fhrblig
08/19/2017 at 21:12

It’s the only way I could be.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 21:24

Sounds like you might be in one then. The Judy Garland convo might just be people figuring out who is playing in which team. You don’t have to be gay to know who she is but if you are and you don’t, they take your card away and send your ass to Applebee’s.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 21:26

Kinja'd!!!

I literally thought “these people are baiting me. No one doesn’t recognize Judy Garland.”

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 21:28

What music is playing?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 21:35

The gay community puts her on a massive pedestal, to put it lightly. She was one of the first celebrities to start embracing her gay fans and as such has become an icon.

All-gay rugby teams are also a thing.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2017 at 21:51

I coached an all women’s rugby team while playing on a men’s league in Philadelphia about 20 years ago while I was college.

It was also pretty much an all-gay rugby team thing, back before it was a thing. Fun bunch of ladies. I’ve never had so many people anonymously grab my nuts while in a pile of people before or since. Good times.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 21:58

Bruh. You went to college in Philadelphia? Where?

Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2017 at 21:59

Whic is weird, because everyone knows it’s all about Audrey Hepburn.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 22:00

I don’t recognize it, but they’re playing Turner Classic Movies on TV, so...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 22:02

And Madonna, obvs

Honeybunchesofgoats > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/19/2017 at 22:03

I used to live in New York. No one in New York doesn’t hate Madonna. She put up fake “no parking” signs around her apartment. You pull that shit in New York and you get cut.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/19/2017 at 22:07

Widener University. I used to work at Philadelphia Hospital in the ER. I’ve got stories.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief
08/19/2017 at 22:12

I don’t know Philadelphia Hospital. I know Pennsylvania Hospital down on 8th, because a girlfriend of mine was committed there.

My mom used to work in the ER at Cooper. I have second-hand stories. They’re fucked up.

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/20/2017 at 12:47

Sorry. You got it right. Pennsylvania Hospital. Brain fart.

My god do I have stories.