It's 2017...

"Nibby" (nibby68) 08/16/2017 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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One of my coworkers is a pretty cool guy. I get along with him better than anyone else there. He’s always high fiving and fistbumping me.

Yesterday we happened to be in the bathroom at the same time and he never washed his hands... proceeds to eat a bag of chips as well.

It’s 2017... WASH YOUR HANDS! I hereby sentence him to...

WilliamsSW > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:37

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It’s gonna be awkward next time he goes for a high five and you say “nope”.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:39

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His dick probably has less germs on it than the doorknob to that bathroom

Nibby > WilliamsSW 08/16/2017 at 23:40

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I’m bringing gloves.

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:40

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No doorknob! one of those push doors

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:41

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Would you rather touch his dick or open the door? This is the unfortunate outcome of this question.

Chariotoflove > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:42

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I work in a building full of trained medical practitioners. It’s depressing how many I see come out of the stall and either twiddle their fingers under the water briefly or don’t bother at all.

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:42

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The doorknob is only like that because people don’t wash their hands.

Nibby > Chariotoflove 08/16/2017 at 23:43

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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:44

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But!.... They’re actually fighting super germs!!!

Chariotoflove > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:46

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Precisely

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:47

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And how does one push a door. Do you use your shoulder, and then go back to your office and rub it on the side bolsters, then when you stand up next time, do you rest your hand on the back of your chair as you sit down?

Or do you hit the door with your hips/ass, and spread germs to your car later and inevitably your own house?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/16/2017 at 23:48

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Would I rather touch his dick? No, I would at least go on a few dates first.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:50

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20 bucks says you will high five him barehanded first thing in the morning anyway. Friendships are fragile. Do you hate friendship?

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:52

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I telepathically open doors.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:53

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I usually pee on them until they open

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:55

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Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/16/2017 at 23:56

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that’s a lotta piss

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Nibby 08/16/2017 at 23:57

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Can’t spell loathe without “oath,” as in, your oath to friendship.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 00:08

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Have you ever peed in a swimming pool?

I hear you aren’t supposed to do that. Well I did one time, and the lifeguard caught me.

Scared me so much I nearly fell in.

Nibby > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/17/2017 at 00:09

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Nibby > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 08/17/2017 at 00:11

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go to around 4:15

Svend > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 02:02

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Wear it on your belt. Then each time he high fives, clean your hands.

I bought about four without belt loops and two with.

Depending on the environment I may put one in my pocket or on my belt.

adamftw > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 07:16

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I don’t wash my hands because the soap in my building dries them out. I use the hand sanitizer either in the hallways or in my office. plz dnt judge me.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/17/2017 at 07:55

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Where possible I like to place my foot against the door on an angle, heel on the floor, and complete the step as hard as possible.

Door open, hands still in pockets. If I do it right I don’t even have to break stride.

Nibby > adamftw 08/17/2017 at 08:32

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:|

haveacarortwoorthree2 > adamftw 08/17/2017 at 08:52

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Yeah, that’s the ticket. The hand sanitizer. That’s what I use too. In my office. In secret. With no one around. :)

EL_ULY > adamftw 08/17/2017 at 08:52

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my niece calls it “hanitizer” lol :]

EL_ULY > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 08:52

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Wash hands before you pee also.

Jayhawk Jake > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 09:31

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I’ve genuinely never understood what it is about going to the bathroom that signifies we should wash our hands.

If it’s number 2 I guess I get it, but if you’re doing things right your hands really only touch paper and maybe parts of you that have been covered by clothes all day. Number 1 and you’re only touching said parts.

I can’t imagine my unmentionables are any dirtier than the door I opened to get into the bathroom. I suppose it’s sort of like rotating your tires when you change your oil: there’s no connection between the two, but it’s pretty easy to do one thing you should do while doing another thing you should do.

Nibby > Jayhawk Jake 08/17/2017 at 10:19

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It’s not even about private parts IMO; just all the stuff you touch in general and practice good hygiene... Even if I don’t touch any part of my body while going to the bathroom I’m still gonna wash my hands cause who knows who coughed on the desk or used that keyboard last, etc. We don’t have dedicated desks or a seating chart at work so...

Nibby > EL_ULY 08/17/2017 at 10:19

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instructions unclear, washed hands with pee

EL_ULY > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 10:29

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now YOU are the infector! \m/

is infector a real word? my England isn’t as good as my Spain lol

Jayhawk Jake > Nibby 08/17/2017 at 10:44

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That was my final point - it’s an easy “if I’m here I might as well”, not so much a connection with touching your junk.

Sergio526 > Nibby 09/25/2017 at 09:04

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That’s also why I try to keep my hands off other people’s portable electronics. If it’s small, portable, and can be used for entertainment, it has been used on the toilet, no exceptions.