Now y'all just fucking with me

Kinja'd!!! "Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
08/16/2017 at 00:36 • Filed to: None

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Older man: “Where you from, son?”

Me: “New York.”

OM: “You staying at that hotel on the corner?”

Me: “Yeah.”

OM: “You gonna Uber back?”

Me: “I thought I’d walk. I’ve done it twice now with the ID.”

OM: “What do you think? He’s gonna walk back.”

Bartender: “he’s from New York he’s walked through worse areas.”

OM: “my son’s your age he and his wife Uber everywhere that’s the smart choice.”

Me: “I mean, I don’t like Uber [I’m banned].

OM: “principles is nice and all, but we had 46 murders in Little Rock since the start of the year.”

Me: “just 46? Shit, that’s nothing”

OM: “we had 46 in all of last year.”

Bartender: “he’s fine. He doesn’t look looks he has money.”

Me: :/

OM: “But he’s staying at one of them boutique hotels”

Bartender: “Maybe you can get an Uber”

Younger man: you know that song playing?

Me: “That’s Bob Dylan, Lay, Lady, Lay, no shit.”

YM: “You want to shoot pool?”

I still left well before closing because they scared me.


DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 00:39

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“I mean, I don’t like Uber [I’m banned].

This is a story we need to hear!


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/16/2017 at 00:41

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I tried ordering an Uber once. My Apple Pay billing address was set to my work address. It was rejected and they banned me without a second chance.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
08/16/2017 at 00:41

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Yes! How does one get banned from uber?!


Kinja'd!!! TylerLinner > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 00:41

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It’s like having a conversation with my mom about how I’m going to ride my bicycle for errands, like I’ve been doing for the past ten years. “You’re sure you don’t want a ride?”


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 00:45

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Here’s the thing. That bar could have been so much more. Friendly locals in a local bar. Cheap booze. Good music. Smoking allowed.

Bars like that are the reason I leave the house.

It could have been SO MUCH MORE.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > Tristan
08/16/2017 at 00:47

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In the dumbest way possible. Fuck Uber.


Kinja'd!!! TylerLinner > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 02:10

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You need to work on your story, dude. I’m thinking a film noir monologue would work well.

“It all started on a rainy Tues-dee. I was having a drink down at Frank’s Tavern when I saw her saunter through the cloud of Lucky Strikes. The dame’s name was Esther and she ordered a drink that was as tall as her tales...”

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Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 02:49

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Dive bars have a place and that certain appeal to them.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 07:45

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thats weak. I hoping you were shitfaced and tried peeing on the back of his head while he was merging onto the highway


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 07:51

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Welcome to Arkansas. If you hear banjos, run like hell.


Kinja'd!!! X37.9XXS > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2017 at 10:33

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They were “funnin” you

Typical Southron arseholes