IT'S ONLY AUGUST YOU FUCKS

"CB" (jrcb) 08/14/2017 at 16:24 • Filed to: Outrage

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Kiltedpadre > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:26

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Near me a couple of the Halloween express stores have already opened. The sheer boredom you can see on the employees’ faces when you look through the window proves it’s too early.

Wacko > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:28

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guess it’s time to put up the Christmas decorations now

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:30

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I’m just getting around to lighting off the remainder of my fireworks form the 4th of July. I was at target on Saturday, can confirm this shit is starting to creep in.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:33

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Costco already has Christmas decorations out.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:35

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Two months in advance is good right. I mean that’s when we start playing Christmas music. I suppose the rest of the holidays just got jealous

Takuro Spirit > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:38

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Picked up a neat owl on top of a jack o’ lantern ceramic heavy thing for the front porch, and a owl-themed HOOT’S THERE? autumn door mat as well. Wife loves owls, and Halloween. So I scored big.

Now she hopes its fall soon, and wants to start decorating already.

Its her favorite season and its been kinda cool out lately so I get it.

scoob > Wacko 08/14/2017 at 16:39

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No joke, one of my neighbors has had their Christmas lights hanging outside since, well, Christmas. They still turn it on some nights.

user314 > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:43

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Giant Eagle near me has their candy out already. Why bother? If you buy it now it’s going to be gone by Halloween next week.

PWRandSPD > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:49

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Started seeing Halloween decor out as early as the day after July 4th....

TheHondaBro > CB 08/14/2017 at 16:50

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Guess that means it’s time for Spooky Scary Skeletons.

facw > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:04

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Yep. Went to get groceries yesterday and my local Kroger had Halloween stuff out. I briefly wondered if I had badly lost track of the date.

Alfalfa > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:07

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I’d still rather see this than back to school stuff. Been done with school for 5 years and it still makes me uncomfortable.

7:07 > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:10

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Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:23

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I’d rather Halloween become a year round thing than Christmas (which is on it’s way to becoming year round). Ideally, though, neither should start as early as they seem to.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:24

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Can’t wait for the skeleton war, time to get spoopy!

Wacko > CB 08/14/2017 at 17:28

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That looks like the dollar store, the day after the last holiday, they have the next Holiday stuff set up.

CRider > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/14/2017 at 17:35

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It’s never too early to have ‘All I want for Christmas is you’ on repeat in every store.

CB > Wacko 08/14/2017 at 17:42

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It is the Dollar Store!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CRider 08/14/2017 at 17:53

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I wouldn’t hate Christmas music if there was new music. But you grow tired of a song hearing it for two months of the year, every year. Now I do love Christmas. At the very least it’s an excuse for you to gather with people you like and eat far too much. But I could do without the music.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > CB 08/14/2017 at 19:02

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You secretly love it. I bet there’s a spooky skeleton inside you right now!

wafflesnfalafel > CB 08/14/2017 at 19:17

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best selection is right now!

ranwhenparked > CB 08/14/2017 at 19:55

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Well, they took shorts and bathing suits out of stores in May, Back to School stuff went out in June, so August is clearly Halloween. Which means Christmas rolls out in September.

Forget July 4th and Thanksgiving, those holidays don’t happen.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > CB 08/14/2017 at 20:16

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Michaels already has Christmas stuff up