Oh boy, the water cooler conversations this morning are getting intense and incredibly dumb.

"EL_ULY" (uly)
08/14/2017 at 09:00 • Filed to: brrrraaaapcohol, brrraaap cookies

I can feel my IQ dropping every minute having to dumb myself waaaay down to make sense to these old racist fucks. I’m sure these conversation are happening near your work area so..... POST awesome car/race car noise videos!!!!!!!

DISCUSSION (42)

random001 > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:06

I bet I know what is being discussed.

OPPOsaurus WRX > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:11

o man, I saw a video taken from the sidewalk from the passenger side of the car. One person get sandwiched between the challenger and the Ram. That had to hurt. Also, you probably shouldn’t chase a car that is ramming into a crowd.

McMike > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:12

As a 48 year old white male, I know when to keep my mouth shut.

Tripper > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:14

My office is on the other side of the Kitchen. I wait until I can’t hear any noise before I go back to get coffee lol.

Here is an oldie but a goodie.

Aremmes > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:15

Fortunately I work with a bunch of reasonable people who would not think of doing the verbal equivalent of shitposting during business hours, otherwise I’d be wary of venturing into the office this morning.

OTOH, Mom’s Jeep blew the transmission cooler lines, so I could spend the day fixing that instead of sitting in front of a computer all day.

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > McMike
08/14/2017 at 09:16

Amen to that!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:17

I’m lucky enough to work outdoors with people of my choosing. The racially degenerate conversations I encounter normally involve surprised wildlife.

pip bip - choose Corrour > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:20

EL_ULY > McMike
08/14/2017 at 09:29

the conversation has now shifted to ammo and various pre-riot readiness lol :]

EL_ULY > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/14/2017 at 09:29

oh man. I’ve yet to see any video but holy moly, this sheeet needs to stop :’(

EL_ULY > Tripper
08/14/2017 at 09:30

mmmmm, epic V10 is epic!!!! Odd how that system eliminates the high pitch noise and makes it more monster-y

EL_ULY > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
08/14/2017 at 09:31

lol :]

EL_ULY > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/14/2017 at 09:31

such an epic motor sport moment!

EL_ULY > Aremmes
08/14/2017 at 09:33

cool beans! Does it look like a pretty simple line to swap out?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:34

I hear you. I’ve had to unfriend and block numerous people since the incident in Charlottesville. If they can’t see even without context, race, etc. that ramming a car into a crowd of people is bad, they’re probably not worth talking to anymore.

McMike > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:34

The only pre-riot readiness I need is:

Suitcase

Full tank of gas.

Nothing > McMike
08/14/2017 at 09:34

Right there with you.

Tripper > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:40

Yea I’ve heard plenty of E60's with exhaust, but that one barks !

Dark chocolate > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:40

I can feel you pain. or so I think. My office is right across from the kitchen.

Goods:

1) Smell awesome food.

Bad

1) Some people are not aware of the issues of heating fish fingers in microwave/

2) Some people are no aware of how fast popcorn goes from ready to burnt.

Terrible:

1) I get to hear people’s stories as to what they did on their weekend and last night and 2 mins ago and what they plan on doing.

2) Racist fucks don;t even care / realize what the heck they are going off about and that they are in an office / professional environment.

Solution:

My door stays closed for the most part. and I still get to hear a lot of folks.

EL_ULY > McMike
08/14/2017 at 09:42

3. cell phone charger

4. pop-tarts

5. swim trunks...... just in case :]

Aremmes > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:42

It is! The whole thing consists on quick disconnects and hangers, but I only need to replace the rubber hose segment with new hose and double clamps.

EL_ULY > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/14/2017 at 09:43

indeed sir. The whole thing is so lame

EL_ULY > Tripper
08/14/2017 at 09:45

i like it, it’s different.

This E39 sounds epic also

Tripper > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:46

Aw yea, I like that. E39 w/ a little E46 rasp.

McMike > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 09:51

6. No white polo shirt and kahkis.

Wacko > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 10:00

i live in french canada, so unless it something bigly like trump getting elected, we don’t talk much about you guys

EL_ULY > Dark chocolate
08/14/2017 at 10:12

Oh yes, popcorn does go from perfect to burned hair smell within a 10 second window. Anything fish should indeed never be cooked in an office setting. Goes double with fancy cheeses. It’s an open area here but the microwave is about 8 ft. from me. Never fails when I forget my lunch and don’t have cash to go get something that everyone decides to bring some very delicious smelling food :(

EL_ULY > Aremmes
08/14/2017 at 10:12

nice, Easy mend is easy :]

McMike > Nothing
08/14/2017 at 10:13

If there is anything I learned from this weekend, is that I will never wear that white polo/khaki pants combo again.

EL_ULY > Tripper
08/14/2017 at 10:18

rasp is goood :]

Real rasp, not forced artificial rasp designed into a lot of new cars to make them sound sporty during shifts.

EL_ULY > McMike
08/14/2017 at 10:21

Kinja'd!!!

EL_ULY > Wacko
08/14/2017 at 10:23

luckyyyy :]

Wacko > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 10:35

It’s the price to pay when you have 24/7 access to poutine

EL_ULY > Wacko
08/14/2017 at 10:47

i’ve yet to try that. Individual, the ingredients are awesome.

Wacko > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 10:59

these days I eat one a week, except last week, it was 2...

The cheese curds make all the difference. If you can’t find poutine sauce. hot chicken gravy is ok too... You guys eat hot chickens too or is that also just a canadian thing.

Kinja'd!!!

EL_ULY > Wacko
08/14/2017 at 11:03

I think we do lol :]

Poutine sauce? I thought it was just regular gravy

DipodomysDeserti > McMike
08/14/2017 at 16:43

One of my daughter’s school uniforms is a white polo and khakis. Goddamnit.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > McMike
08/14/2017 at 20:31

+booze.

Times are good: drink and celebrate

Shit hits the fan: drink up, cause it doesn’t matter.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 20:41

Today was busy so everyone was running around. Waiting for things to calm down we dor thursday for one particular co-worker to go on breitbart or whatever, get outraged and then go off about people “over reacting”.

Kinja'd!!!

EL_ULY > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
08/14/2017 at 20:46

I know man, it didn’t lighten up here.

Lol dat gif

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > EL_ULY
08/14/2017 at 21:37

THis is the same guy about 2 months ago “Just because of Sandy Hook....”

Kinja'd!!!

EL_ULY > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
08/14/2017 at 21:46

Oh laws really? What the hell that guy. Incredible