Dr. Zoidberg right now

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 08/13/2017 at 19:48 • Filed to: snatchy boy

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benjrblant > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 19:55

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I thought it was “snatchy boi”

TheHondaBro > benjrblant 08/13/2017 at 20:00

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something something KNUCKLE SAMMICH

benjrblant > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 20:00

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Can’t make a knuckle sandwich if you’ve only got claws.

TheHondaBro > benjrblant 08/13/2017 at 20:02

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benjrblant > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 20:26

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Delicious big, meaty, claws.

Wacko > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 20:29

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The HondaBro right now

TheHondaBro > Wacko 08/13/2017 at 20:30

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Does the bus have VTEC?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 20:50

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Did you find a GS430 yet?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2017 at 20:57

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Nyet.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 21:01

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Stay firm and hold out for the Lexus. Even an ES, which would probably be the most versatile (FWD) and efficient (although admittedly RWD feels nice).

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2017 at 21:37

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Probably not gonna get a Lexus tbh. I know they’re reliable cars and all, but for my first loan I want to make sure that I can afford to get it fixed up while I’m paying the loan.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 21:41

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Just find one where some other poor bastard had to pay for the timing belt service

[Cries]

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2017 at 21:42

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I found a nice 2006 GS430. Clean title, no accidents, but it’s 10,000 miles overdue for a timing belt.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 21:43

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Well you could tell him if he doesn’t knock off 1500 off the asking price, you walk. But yeah, I don’t like playing timing belt roulette. Could POP as soon as you drive away...

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2017 at 21:45

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The UZ is a non-interference engine, so the timing belt snapping isn’t going to do immediate damage. Still, that’s a >$2000 job.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 21:47

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My belt and water pump alone at Lexus was probably only $1,100... it was everything else that really added up. Plus I paid for a detail because there was a stain in the back I couldn’t get out (but they did!)

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/13/2017 at 23:40

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I saw the “detail” job they did.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/13/2017 at 23:58

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Eh?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/14/2017 at 00:00

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 08/14/2017 at 00:01

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Paint was falling off just thinking about it.