I have no words...

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 08/12/2017 at 16:30 • Filed to: Found on Craigslist

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Radically customized ‘27 Dodge. All metal, powered by a Geo Metro automatic, 4 cyl., 3 spd. Power seats, AC, heater, convertible top, fold out windshield and cowl vent, daylight running lights, bubble machine for parades. Lots of fun. 40,000 trouble free miles as a daily driver. “Pinky” has been excellent for ministry if you would like to continue with her that way. Call and let’s negotiate. Located between Trout Creek and Noxon.

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CB > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 16:38

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Imagine showing up to a classic car meet in this.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CB 08/12/2017 at 16:40

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Ummm... no I think this would be risking bodily harm.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 16:46

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The seller is clearly a terrible human being.

$kaycog > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 16:50

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The Dodge Brothers are probably turning over in their graves.

Spridget > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:05

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Why a Geo Metro of all things?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:10

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I’m so concerned with the front suspension.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spridget 08/12/2017 at 17:14

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Because not a race car.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:19

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Is this a three wheeler?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/12/2017 at 17:21

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Confirmed.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:22

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...but they are right..it’s excellent for Ministry!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/12/2017 at 17:23

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I don’t think this is the ministry they were thinking about.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:23

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“Jesus changed my heart”

I wish he would have changed turning when you thought this was a good idea.

Also Ralf Nader would have a field day won this thing. “Unsafe at any speed” to a tee.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:35

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Yes, it is great for ministry.

“See kids? This is why you don’t do crack and stay in school. “

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/12/2017 at 17:37

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But 40,000 trouble free miles cannot be denied.

Kiltedpadre > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 17:50

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It needs round headlights for “nostrils” and a curly tail sticking off the back. Sadly, I say that jokingly, but it might not hurt the look. Then again a car crusher wouldn’t hurt the look either.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 18:48

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The sad thing is that someone probably put a lot of effort into that car.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Spridget 08/12/2017 at 19:25

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Calls it a 4cy and from a Geo Metro, impossible. Metro’s had a 3cy.

E92M3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 21:26

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Well...to be nice I will say first, it looks like it’s not a complete disaster. As most 3 cars morphed into 1 projects are.

Exhibit A:

Secondly, he’s not asking some absurd amount. I’ve seen a lot of disasters that sellers were asking over $50k for.

David Baker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/12/2017 at 22:12

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Jesus took the (4th) wheel

David Baker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/12/2017 at 22:12

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Jesus took the (4th) wheel

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > David Baker 08/12/2017 at 22:50

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COTD right here

pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/13/2017 at 05:53

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how many tins of spray paint would be required to change it to something more acceptable?

Phantom440 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/15/2017 at 11:18

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Is the back third the hood/front fenders from a ‘70s-era Ford/Lincoln product? As soon as I saw it, I thought it was the rear quarter from a Mark III... but the V in this thing’s trunk, makes me think that used to be a hood... and then the fender tops leading down, where they cut in, could either be the rear lights from a Mark III or the front turn signals from various ‘70s Fords... thoughts?

19JRC99 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/17/2017 at 17:01

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I feel so, so sorry for the poor innocent Dodge that died to make this....vehicle.