![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:20 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
This is NOT the right way to start the conversation.
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:22 |
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Wow you should reply. “Yes we can meet somewhere dark and isolated so you can check it out”
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:23 |
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I laughed :)
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:23 |
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maybe they’re into kinky stuff?
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:24 |
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“It puts the oil in the engine or it gets the hose”
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:26 |
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...come alone, no police...
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:30 |
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Are you selling a tundra?
![]() 08/10/2017 at 08:33 |
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Then add the winky face emoji after.
![]() 08/10/2017 at 09:02 |
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Luigi: How many men you got here, Colonel?
Colonel: Oh, er... seven thousand infantry, six hundred artillery, and er, two divisions of paratroops.
Luigi: Paratroops, Dino.
Dino: Be a shame if someone was to set fire to them.
![]() 08/10/2017 at 09:23 |
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I mean....at least you know it’s probably not a bot or a scam?