I Could Demolish That Entire Platter

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
08/10/2017 at 02:48 • Filed to: Timbits, Tim Hortons, Canada

Found this open in my tabs. Donut holes are dangerous like ravioli, man. “They’re small—I only had like, 42" is a thing. A delicious thing.

P.S.: Mods are asleep and Stef has a sad. Post poop jokes.

DISCUSSION (29)

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 02:57

Eating for happiness is liking drinking to cure regret. And those things look like the precursor to some really awful shit.

Brian McKay > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 03:17

I always wear a helmet when eating sugary, fried food products.

sony1492 > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 03:28

Bad jokes inbound

Kinja'd!!!

As pulled directly off of Google images(to explain quality)

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 04:47

Kinja'd!!!

coffee mug face looks constipated.

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 07:05

I passed a Tim Horton’s for the first time a couple days ago, so of course I stopped. The coffee was meh, but the Timbits were amazeballs.

LongbowMkII > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/10/2017 at 07:52

that many timbits is bound to back you up

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 08:06

If that kid wants to keep playing hockey he better share

Mattbob > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 08:44

I almost asked why would they have a kid wearing a hockey helmet in a donut holes ad, but then I realized Tim Horton’s.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 09:08

I had some timbits. Wasn’t really blown away.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 09:17

I will tell you a shitty story and hope it brightens your day: I was 3 years old and we were vacationing in Yellowstone Park. Apparently I had to poop really bad so my parents pulled off the road and we headed to the trees. Using a downed log as a seat I set about my business. Being 3 and not very well balanced towards the end of my endeavor I lost my balance and fell backwards into, yep you guessed it, my own poop. Ever since then my mom is reminds me to “brace yourself” and “be careful” so I don’t fall in my own poop.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 09:26

I was scrolling down Oppo and saw a glimpse of the picture. My first thought was “Ooo, Stef should see this.” Only then did I see who posted it!

fintail > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 09:32

I’ll have 20 timbits and a Nanaimo bar - for here.

Stef Schrader > LongbowMkII
08/10/2017 at 14:16

Can confirm the blockage-inducing properties of too many Timbits.

Stef Schrader > sony1492
08/10/2017 at 14:18

I mean, the 944 in a nutshell:

Kinja'd!!!

I am devastated that Tetanus Racing’s LSD transaxle done blow’d up when we were leading MSR-H. Not just for losing the lead, but hooooly moly, that’s got to be my next upgrade to the Porschelump. So much fun. Gaaaah.

sony1492 > Stef Schrader
08/10/2017 at 14:36

That sounds terrible, Is there any way of ensuring it dosent blow up again/ a reason why it did, or was just a stroke of bad luck?