I dream of Oppo

"DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!" (daft-ryosuke) 08/09/2017 at 11:55 • Filed to: None

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It was like this Renegade, only dark red.

Car dreams are something I’m familiar with, as I’m sure we all are. You might end up in a dream where you’re driving down a fine road in your dream car, or might end up in one where you’re sliding towards your death in a 1979 Sedan deVille.

However, I just woke from the strangest car-related dream I’ve ever encountered.

Somehow, I’d been given a Jeep Renegade as a rental, and I’d driven it a long way into the middle of nowhere for some reason. I tried to pull a u-turn in someone’s driveway, and it would not go up the hill back out of the driveway.

When I got back on the road, same thing, it would not go up hills very easily. It always struggled somewhat. When I got back into some civilization, I suddenly turned into some Saabkyle04 style reviewer. I thought the quality was great but the engine was just a tad too weak.

Friends told me that this is an accurate representation of a base Renegade’s driving experience. I’ve never driven a Renegade before. What does this mean?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/09/2017 at 12:03

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It means you astrally projected in your sleep and possessed a guy driving a Jeep Renegade. The fact that it was daytime just means you traveled backward in time a short while, which is something only 23% of astral Jeep drivers can do.

The weirdest part is actually that it was a rental, because most of the time it’s easier to possess someone who *owns* one. As they are soulless.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/09/2017 at 12:06

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I just put that guy through hell, then.

He’s probably in hell already if he bought a Renegade though.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/09/2017 at 12:10

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It was fated to be anyway. It happened in the past. All you had to do by possessing him was fulfill the stable time loop, so it’s only sort of your fault.

MyJeepGetsStuckInTheSnow > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/09/2017 at 12:53

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Yep. The motors in these things are dogs. No issues with normal hills though.

pip bip - choose Corrour > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 08/10/2017 at 06:40

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your real name is David Tracy.

isn’t it?

;)

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 08/11/2017 at 12:32

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As a Renegade owner, I can attest to “soulless.”