Since Nibby asked for it.

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 08/08/2017 at 23:16 • Filed to: None

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Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Nibby just hit the wall
He never had it all
One shitpost a day
Wifes’s a CPA
His dreams went out the door
When he turned twenty four
Only been with one wife
What happened to his plan?

He was gonna be an master
He was gonna be a mod
He was gonna shake his ass
On the hood of Zoidbergs’s car
His yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at his average life
And nothing has been alright since

Arch Duke, Crazie Kanuck
Way before HondaBro
There was JKM and HoneyBunchesOfGoats
And shitposts still on FP
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that he’s terrible
Cause he’s still shitposting
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

He’s seen all the classics
He knows every post
Ground Speed Check, Power for Pennies
Most Honest Viper Ad Ever
He rocked out to FP
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought he’d get a hand
On a member of shitpost club

Where’s the good post made of cars
And who’s the other guy that’s singing in a Juke
When did Oppo become the FP.
Whatever happened to shitposts, good posts

Arch Duke, Crazie Kanuck
Way before HondaBro
There was JKM and HoneyBunchesOfGoats
And shitposts still on FP
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that he’s terrible
Cause he’s still shitposting
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

He hates time make it stop
When did Dusty Ventures become classic rock?
And when did AMGtech become an actor?
Please make this stop, stop
Stop!
And bring back

Arch Duke, Crazie Kanuck
Way before HondaBro
There was JKM and HoneyBunchesOfGoats
And shitposts still on FP
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that he’s terrible
Cause he’s still shitposting
With 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

Arch Duke, Crazie Kanuck
Way before HondaBro
There was JKM and HoneyBunchesOfGoats
And shitposts still on FP
Her two kids in high school
They tell her that he’s terrible
Cause he’s still shitposting
With 19, 19, 1985

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/08/2017 at 23:24

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Relevant:

Also, is there any chance you could squeeze me into a future one if you don’t mind me asking? Here’s a Juke for your time.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/08/2017 at 23:24

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Speed check mofo, at least go original:

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/08/2017 at 23:25

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What song is it? YouTube is having issue for me right now, DNS issue.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/08/2017 at 23:28

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Top 40 songs of 1985

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/08/2017 at 23:29

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Don’t expect any of those songs. Expect anything.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/08/2017 at 23:32

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That’s fine. I just posted it because 1985.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/09/2017 at 00:02

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You’re very good at these.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 08/09/2017 at 00:04

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Some take more thinking then others. If I can sub of words for shitpost it’s not very hard.

Stef Schrader > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/09/2017 at 00:34

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The FP* prefers 1986:

*Fisher-Price, ofc.

Nibby > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/09/2017 at 16:56

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Ran out of stars to give. Excellent work, sir!