"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes)
08/08/2017 at 22:55 • Filed to: None

Ladies and gentlemen
This is shitpost No. 5!

One, two, three, four, five
Everybody in the Juke, so come on let’s ride
To front page around the corner
The Oppos say they want some and gas
But I really don’t wanna
110 octane bust, like I had last week
I must stay deep, ‘cause gas is not cheap
I like JKM, Zoidberd, HondaBro and Arch Duke
And as I continue you know they’re getting sweeter
So what can I do? I really beg you, my mod
To me shitposting is just like a sport
Anything fly, it’s all good let me down shift
Please set in the throttle

A little bit of DC3 LS in my life
A little bit of mkbruin by my side
A little bit of sm70 is all I need
A little bit of HonfaBro is what I see
A little bit of Jcarr in the sun
A little bit of JKM all night long
A little bit of Arch Duke here I am
A little bit of you makes me your mod

Shitpost No. 5!

Jump up and down and shitpost all around
Shake your head to the post
Put your hands on the wheel
Take one swerve left and one swerve right
One to the front and one to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this then you’re shit posting right

A little bit of DC3 LS in my life
A little bit of mkbruin by my side
A little bit of sm70 is all I need
A little bit of HonfaBro is what I see
A little bit of Jcarr in the sun
A little bit of JKM all night long
A little bit of Arch Duke here I am
A little bit of you makes me your mod

Trumpet!
The trumpet!
shitpost No. 5!
(Ha ha ha)

I do ought to
Fall in shitpost with a mod like you
Cause you can’t run, you can’t hide
You and me gonna shitpost to the sky

shitpost No. 5!