In a 3 hour mandatory training

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 08/08/2017 at 15:07 • Filed to: None

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Ask me things

CB > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:12

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Directions unclear, prayed for Mojo Jojo.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:17

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What are you training? Is it 3 hours of training the same thing? Can’t you just find an easier and quicker (and worse) way to do what you are training to do and convince other people training to do it your way much to the chagrin of the person trying to train you?

user314 > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:18

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Lemme guess, mandatory three-hour training on how to be more productive?

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 08/08/2017 at 15:18

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Not hurting peoples accidentally.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:19

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Isn’t that better than hurting people on purpose?

HammerheadFistpunch > user314 08/08/2017 at 15:20

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“let’s break into groups and discuss ideas that make the most use of our time... And don’t say ‘meetings’”.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 08/08/2017 at 15:20

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Yes. Don’t do that either

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:22

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Training completed.

HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 08/08/2017 at 15:23

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Can you send me my certificate now so I can leave?

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:33

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HammerheadFistpunch > My citroen won't start 08/08/2017 at 15:34

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I wish you could be here to watch me peace out when I print this

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:37

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The beatings shall continue until morale improves.

LastFirstMI is my name > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:50

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To help us improve this utter waste of your time, please complete the following survey about this training:

o. I am less likely to punch my boss in the face

o. I am more likely to punch my boss in the face

o. I am going to punch my boss and the HR director in the face

o. I am completing this remedial training because I have already punched my boss and/or HR director in the face

Ssfancyfresh > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:51

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Are there snacks?

HammerheadFistpunch > Ssfancyfresh 08/08/2017 at 15:53

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If you call Coke zero and trail mix snacks

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:54

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Who is the best mod and why is it Brian

Ssfancyfresh > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 15:56

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You should have a pizza delivered.

HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden 08/08/2017 at 15:58

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It’s his steely gaze

HammerheadFistpunch > Ssfancyfresh 08/08/2017 at 15:59

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I love this idea... But I only have 6 bucks left from my emergency cash on account of forgetting my wallet

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 16:01

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cmill189 - sans Volvo > HammerheadFistpunch 08/08/2017 at 18:38

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I did a 3-hour mandatory training today. It involved getting wax and fake blood put on my face to look like I had massive face trauma. I then sat on Front Runner while the hazmat and bomb squads drug me off. I then got fake treated and sent to a hospital.

My training was better than yours. :P