That's not gone well

"AestheticsInMotion" (aestheticsinmotion) 08/07/2017 at 19:40 • Filed to: None

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Uh. I can explain.

See, there was this dog. A lab. A black lab. A happy black lab. Very friendly, absolutely loved me. Unfortunately... Not the brightest dog. While I was outside cleaning this window, the lab was inside—saw me—and ran headfirst into the pane. Ouch...

Thank God the homeowner was there watching, because there’s no way I could have convinced him otherwise.

Sorry doggo. I hope your head feels okay

Berang > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 19:44

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An old neighbor’s great dane broke the windshield of his van (and not from being flung into it in a crash, just from being big and stupid), so I believe it.

CB > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 19:48

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So does that make today a bit of a wash?

But hey, that’s probably a good sign of the quality of your work!

lone_liberal > Berang 08/07/2017 at 19:52

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As somebody who has had a Great Dane believe, they are WONDERFUL dogs but they are also incredibly dumb.

$kaycog > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 19:57

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Poor doggo! But it really is funny.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Berang 08/07/2017 at 19:59

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an old friend of mine had a great dane and a hotdog dog. the great dane wanted a food hogdog so he had his front legs on the picnic table and rears on the bench. the bench overturned and turned the hotdog dog into a sausage patty.

Birddog > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 20:00

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As a long time owner of Black Labs I can assure you that they would most likely understand if they weren’t there.

AestheticsInMotion > CB 08/07/2017 at 20:11

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They were great for the first six months, but years later these window washing puns are a major pane.

And yes! I’ve had an old man call me—furious—saying he walked into a sliding glass door and that it was “my damn fault”. The wife didn’t tell him the windows were being washed I guess

AestheticsInMotion > $kaycog 08/07/2017 at 20:11

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I threw him a ball for a few minutes afterwards to make up for it

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 20:12

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When we moved to Florida, our first house had a screened in porch. The first day we were there, the dogs were out lounging in the yard, and my Mom gets a bright idea: Excitedly call for the dogs. Didn’t matter that the door was open, both 80lb dogs come at a full run through two sperate screened portions. Latticework was put up the next week.

CaptDale - is secretly British > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 20:12

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That is hilarious. Thank god the owner was there

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 20:17

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My dad did this to a screen door of my place about 10 years ago. He opened the door, left it open, I close the screen, then he walks right into it, ripping a hole and destroying the frame. It was kind of ridiculous.

CB > AestheticsInMotion 08/07/2017 at 20:18

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You think you could put that in the testimonials for your... website? Flyer? I don’t know how you conduct your business.

AestheticsInMotion > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/07/2017 at 20:19

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As someone growing up without dogs, in a city where 1/3 of all households have at least one... It took me forever to realize what the lattice/grate things over the bottom of screen doors were for

Berang > OPPOsaurus WRX 08/08/2017 at 02:24

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For a second I read that as sausage “party”.