Grocery Store Parking Lot Photo in Search of a Caption

"John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:05 • Filed to: None

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dogisbadob > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:10

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oooo a yellow spark!

I like the door on that Caravan

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:23

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Knowing these Italian cars they don’t even need a spark to light up.

For Sweden > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:27

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“uhhh Mopar Van”

-Mr. Regular

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:28

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That awkward moment when you have to park with the plebs

JeepJeremy > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 21:57

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I see an Explorer Sport Trac!

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 22:04

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Having gotten his rental car, the stig then went to his nearest grocery store

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 22:26

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The trifecta of reliability.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 22:33

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This also looks like the answer to some complicated Wobbles The Mind three-car garage challenge.

JeepJeremy > Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner 08/06/2017 at 22:41

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*Clarkson voice*

coqui70 > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 22:59

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Needs to be a “Decisions ... Decisions” poster:

Van - forgot to wear a condom and got your high-school girlfriend pregnant. All you can afford on your combined income from three part-time jobs - plus useful for Uber airport runs.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo - Embezzled enough from your company to afford this, or skipped the last year of college after signing with Miami.

Spark - never got a chance to forget to wear a condom. Really useful for runs to the local D&D store though.

Under_Score > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/06/2017 at 23:20

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Which store is this?

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Under_Score 08/07/2017 at 19:21

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Publix in Canton GA.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/07/2017 at 19:23

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... perhaps as a personality test.

Under_Score > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/07/2017 at 21:50

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Wow, you’re kind of close to me. Town & Country was probably there for the BOGO’s, Lambo was probably there for the name-brand organic stuff haha.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Under_Score 08/07/2017 at 22:19

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Publix is in the background. The Lambo was right in front of a UPS store where I was dropping off a package for my wife. I asked the guy working the UPS counter if that was his Lambo. I guess I’m not really that funny.

Here is a shot from Google street view.

I think the Beige Tahoe is where the Spark is in my photo.

Under_Score > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/09/2017 at 22:31

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That makes a lot more sense; thank you!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > coqui70 08/11/2017 at 18:48

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Minivan: I love the mother of my children.

Lambo: size is everything and if only I could find a woman who would be in a position to notice mine.

Spark: married 28 years, already belong to the Clipper Club, you punks don’t even no how to have sex yet, let alone appreciate it. Good for runs up to visit the in-laws and enjoy watching the cousins interact while bemoaning the man-baby in the Whitehouse. #lifeisgood

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 08/11/2017 at 18:49

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http://oppositelock.kinja.com/1797767701