A shocker sticker.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/06/2017 at 16:39 • Filed to: None

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How classy.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:42

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Man that’s an old fad. Like so old that when it was new I didn’t know what it was a reference to.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:44

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You can crop in Kinja now.

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:46

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Passed a dude in a blacked out E90 m3 with a “milf hunter” sticker. Class

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AestheticsInMotion 08/06/2017 at 16:47

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Please understand that he does not represent all BMW drivers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > McMike 08/06/2017 at 16:48

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i can crop in UR MOM... is how this Subie driver would respond to you.

Alfalfa > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:48

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I remember when that was all the rage like a decade ago.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:52

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i can crop in UR MOM

...and for that, you get the Grand Vitara

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > McMike 08/06/2017 at 16:56

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woah.... thats on helluva pic..... who the hell takes a landscape pic vertically (and is he/she recieving the mental care they need now)

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > McMike 08/06/2017 at 16:58

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That’s not a Vitara, Grand or any other flavor. Don’t you know your 90s asian compact SUVs?

AestheticsInMotion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 16:59

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Don’t worry, I know he doesn’t represent the BMW crowd.

He used a turn signal! Zing!

(it was blacked out too though, so....)

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 17:08

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Daddy, what does that sticker mean? Well son when your mom is horny, you.....

E90M3 > AestheticsInMotion 08/06/2017 at 17:16

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So that’s what I’m missing on mine? Hmmmmm

Matsayz > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 17:20

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Mass-hole

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 17:20

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Tracker? Jimmy? What is it?

edit KIA SPORTAGE!

AestheticsInMotion > E90M3 08/06/2017 at 17:22

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Woah, bro. Work on your own image first. If you don’t have the perfectly trimmed stubble, mirrored shades, spray tan, v-neck, cross necklace, and enough bracelets to embarrass Johnny Depp there’s no point even bothering with the sticker.

Oh and the cologne strong enough to smell from two lanes away. That’s important too

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > McMike 08/06/2017 at 17:25

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1st gen Kia Sportage.

E90M3 > AestheticsInMotion 08/06/2017 at 17:27

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Damn, looks like I’ve got a lot of things to work on then.

McMike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 17:34

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I’ll change the file name. Thanks.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > McMike 08/06/2017 at 17:38

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Fun fact: it was the first car to ever have a knee airbag. Despite this it still had a 1 star crash rating.

dogisbadob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/06/2017 at 17:56

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right in the masshole? :p

But yeah, the cost of upkeep can be a real shocker! The head gaskets, poor mpg, etc.

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/09/2017 at 13:24

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On a Subaru? SHOCKER.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Stef Schrader 08/09/2017 at 13:47

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The driver was of the “backwards baseball cap” variety.