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"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 08/04/2017 at 12:42 • Filed to: None

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Never would this happen.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 12:46

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The only ways this could be feasible are if the BMW driver didn’t know they were racing or that it was on the back of a tow truck headed to the dealership for a new water pump.

RallyWrench > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 12:56

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This Juke, maybe...

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Wagonlife740 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 12:57

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It’s easy to think BMWs are racing if your not used to seeing them at red lights.

E90M3 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 12:58

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Second one, most likely.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 08/04/2017 at 13:01

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(Insert throttle position actuator joke here)

E90M3 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 13:01

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I drove it to the dealer both times, thank you very much.

Bytemite > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 13:18

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Just so they could replace it with an OEM plastic garbage pump.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > E90M3 08/04/2017 at 13:29

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You own a tow truck? ;)

Textured Soy Protein > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 13:31

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I will happily street race my 335xi with a tune, intake, intercooler, charge pipes & downpipe against any Juke that’s not a Juke-R, in one of the relatively drug cartel violence-free parts of Mexico.

CobraJoe > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 13:33

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Funny thing about owning a car with some actual power, you don’t feel like you have to prove that it’s fast by street racing.

Plus, street racing can easily get you into some serious trouble in a powerful car.

functionoverfashion > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 13:44

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I changed my water pump in my driveway thank you very much

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 08/04/2017 at 13:54

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Interesting he knows what year it is too. Because that’s very important.