What Say You Oppo?

"Jcarr" (jcarr)
08/02/2017 at 20:44 • Filed to: None

Take a look at the tires from the tweet below. This is that opportunistic loser that gained notoriety a few months ago after rushing the stage at that play where Trump was killed like Caesar or some shit.

Slashed or blow out from unbelievable dry rot?

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DISCUSSION (34)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 20:47

Uh... holy dry rot batman.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 20:51

Tire freaking rot

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 20:55

Pothole + curb rash + dry rot = blow out.

WilliamsSW > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:01

My god how old are those tires??

MM54 > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:01

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a tire that dry-rotted, including in junkyards.

wafflesnfalafel > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:02

huge dry rot, the biggest dry rot ever

XJDano > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:02

She dumb.

Jcarr > wafflesnfalafel
08/02/2017 at 21:03

Yuge!

Urambo Tauro > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:04

LOL! Well, just to entertain the idea of sabotage a little.. is it even possible to accelerate dry rot if one was so inclined? Like chemically, or maybe shining a UV lamp on the sidewall all night, every night for a while to speed things up?

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > WilliamsSW
08/02/2017 at 21:04

She’s claiming they have less than 50k miles on them, but nothing about how many years it’s taken to reach that mileage.

WilliamsSW > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
08/02/2017 at 21:06

I’ve got a 16 year old set of winter tires in my garage that look better than those.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:06

What’s even better, if you go to her page she’s saying that she had them inspected at her last oil change and they were fine, and have less than 50k miles. Nothing about how many years ago that oil change might have been to have tires that bad...

Jcarr > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2017 at 21:06

Conspiracy!

Jcarr > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver
08/02/2017 at 21:08

I read those. Currently using speech-to-text to write this as my eyes have rolled all the way back into my head.

Urambo Tauro > WilliamsSW
08/02/2017 at 21:10

I can’t quite make out the DOT code, but the last two digits look like “12”?

Jcarr > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2017 at 21:11

Someone replied to her tweet and said they look to be from 2006!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:12

Bigly dry rot. Sad.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:15

If someone slashed her tires - and I don’t believe that anyone did - they saved her fucking life. Those things wouldn’t be safely used as a tire swing, let alone driving a 4000lb vehicle.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:15

I can’t even make out what brand those are!

WilliamsSW > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2017 at 21:24

You have better eyes than me, then— I didn’t look closely, but couldn’t make anything out,

Urambo Tauro > WilliamsSW
08/02/2017 at 21:35

TBH, I’m not entirely sure myself. FWIW, the last four digits look like they start with “071”, and then I can’t read the last bit. I think I see an angled line as if it’s a 2 or a 7, but “0717” can’t be right.

2012? That would be more or less consistent with her claim of ~50k miles, I guess. At any rate, they’ve sure seen plenty of sun!

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:40

Does she commute through a pool of acid or something?

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 21:51

Watching the fact that everyone is bashing her and not one single person agreed makes me so happy.

Jcarr > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
08/02/2017 at 21:56

Yes. The goggles, they do nothing.

WilliamsSW > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2017 at 22:24

I think they’ve been baking in Palm Springs their whole life! !!

shop-teacher > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 22:33

She’s damn lucky that happened while parked, because those tires were extra super crispy.

Frenchlicker > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 22:58

Yes, because slashing a tire will cause the bottom to bust open. Given I’m pretty sure those tires could have been slashed with a plastic butter knife.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 23:08

bigly!

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Jcarr
08/02/2017 at 23:47

Looks more like they were driven on under inflated and the sidewalks got thrashed. That can happen at any mileage on the tire.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Urambo Tauro
08/02/2017 at 23:59

There are three sets of digits in a DOT number, the third set is the date code, but that isn’t visible here. Usually the date code is only printed on one side, presumably the other side of this specific tire.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Jcarr
08/03/2017 at 00:04

Is this what fossilized tires look like?

Urambo Tauro > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
08/03/2017 at 00:06

Ah, that makes sense. I just went right for the last visible digits haha. The tire does look older than ’12, but I just figured it was a harsher climate or something. Seems strange to put the code on one side only, but whatever.

Captain of the Enterprise > Jcarr
08/03/2017 at 08:14

I wonder if someone got fed up with seeing dangerous tires on the road and slashed them for the safety of the public at large.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jcarr
08/03/2017 at 15:25

No slasher. Tire was well and truly fucked without any assistance.