What the Relay should have been...

"bwp240" (bwp240) 08/01/2017 at 14:09 • Filed to: 5minutephotoshop, Saturn

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At the end of Saturn’s existence, they began rebadging Opels and selling them in the United States. We were able to get the Astra, but not many others were able to make it before Saturn was killed off. While watching some terrible clickbait video about fast MPVs, I learned about the Zafira OPC. Why could they not have imported the Zafira as the Relay instead of rebadging the subpar Uplander? The Relay had no reason to exist as the Uplander was already quite basic. Plus, with the Zafira, we could have gotten a sweet Redline version from OPC with 240hp and a 6 speed.

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Looks so much better than this... Damn you GM!

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > bwp240 08/01/2017 at 14:27

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I know someone who dies inside every time I mention the Relay. I wonder how he’d react to this.

MultiplaOrgasms > bwp240 08/01/2017 at 15:34

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Well the OPC was still terrible, despite 240hp and a 6-speed. Only Ford can pull a drivers Minivan off.

Svend > bwp240 08/01/2017 at 15:41

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I totally forgot about the Zafira VXR.

Though I’d want mine with FlexFit over a VXR.

Pulls out of the rear bumper. ((like the Corsa)).

bwp240 > Svend 08/01/2017 at 16:19

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That is perfect for our active lifestyles!

Svend > bwp240 08/01/2017 at 16:34

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The FlexFit is available on most Vauxhall/Opel models.

Brian McKay > bwp240 08/13/2017 at 01:49

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Uhmerickins wouldn’t have bought Saturn-brand, narrow, European mommywagons. They feel compelled to buy Japanese and Korean cute-utes, some GM cute-utes, and spacious Japanese vans.