Tales From The Blackbird, Live Story Telling, ANNIVERSARY EDITION 

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 08/01/2017 at 11:24 • Filed to: tales from the blackbird, Speed Check

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For the past four years, we’ve been entertained by Gamecat235's post of the “ultimate ground speed check”. In honor of the post’s fourth anniversary, I submit a live (and entertaining) telling of the story by The Man himself, Maj Brian Schul.

Enjoy

McMike > PatBateman 08/01/2017 at 11:31

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*looks at watch*

OK everyone, Pat has dibs on posting it today.

PatBateman > McMike 08/01/2017 at 11:43

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I hadn’t seen it, and did a quick search on Kinja for it. Huh.

But this is the anniversary special presentation of the story.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 08/01/2017 at 11:46

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I posted this once, you filthy reposter.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 08/01/2017 at 11:46

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THIS IS THE ANNIVERSARY EDITION.

McMike > PatBateman 08/01/2017 at 11:52

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Search isn’t very good. I did a search for them knowing they were here, and was only able to find one of them.

It will be posted again. :)

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > PatBateman 08/01/2017 at 11:52

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Chariotoflove > PatBateman 08/01/2017 at 11:55

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That was a lot less testosterone and a bit more comedy than reading it in print. Nice post.

PatBateman > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/01/2017 at 11:55

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Nonsense.

bubblestheturtle > PatBateman 08/02/2017 at 22:32

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I’ve heard this story 100 times, but never told this well.

PatBateman > bubblestheturtle 08/02/2017 at 22:40

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I thought it was damn funny myself.