Hot Take

"TheD0k_2many toys 2little time" (thed0ck) 07/30/2017 at 15:30 • Filed to: hottest of taeks

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Autocross is dumb. Closed tight courses where only 1st and 2nd gear are used is what drifting is for.

The streets is where real driving happens.

*this post is fake and does not reflect the views of what should be done. If autocross is your thing cool but i dont like it*

Decay buys too many beaters > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:33

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Hot take, 3 minutes of driving is not worth 4+ hours of standing around in the sun

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:34

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Hot take: I hate tight and slow courses. Let’s open it up a bit okay?

way2blu does a rev update > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:37

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The simple answer is to:

1. Sign up for your local autocross,

2. Build your car for a very specific kind of driving,

3. Arrive the day of the event and pick up cones first,

4. Get into your drift car,

5. Set the slowest time of the day completely sideways and have the time of your life!

For Sweden > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:38

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Hello I would like to buy an infinite amount of tires

Dusty Ventures > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:40

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I agree. The streets are where real driving happens

(Side note, those photographers are in the worst place ever)

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 15:43

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He who shall be last shall be smiling and sideways

6SPD5.0 > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 16:34

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Tepid take: If you’re having fun, it’s not dumb. If you’re not having fun, don’t do it.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Decay buys too many beaters 07/30/2017 at 16:42

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Right!

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dusty Ventures 07/30/2017 at 16:42

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yea rally car looses control coming into corner they better have good reflexes

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > 6SPD5.0 07/30/2017 at 16:56

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yea thats why i dont do it.

diplodicus forgot his password > Dusty Ventures 07/30/2017 at 17:09

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There behind a stop sign so it’s safe. Everyone knows that lol

Dusty Ventures > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 17:12

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They’re sitting in what’s effectively the runoff area at the end of a straight before a hairpin. Here’s the corner from approximately the photographers’ view.

marshknute > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 17:59

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Yeah, autocross sucks. 5 hours standing in the broiling sun for a collective 7 minutes of hard driving.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dusty Ventures 07/30/2017 at 23:26

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i mean its good footage but man if a car has mechanical failure coming into that corner.

Dusty Ventures > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/30/2017 at 23:43

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Yep, pretty much that. It’ll be the worst game of bumper bowling ever

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dusty Ventures 07/31/2017 at 00:33

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posted to failarmy

NJAnon > TheD0k_2many toys 2little time 07/31/2017 at 00:36

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In some places, all they have is autocross. racetracks/dragstrips are literally needles in haystacks.

6Spaz6 > Dusty Ventures 08/01/2017 at 00:40

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Oh c’mon they are special snowflakes. Nothing bad can happen. Kinda like pointing a gun at someone and using a thick book to stop it. It worked once.(Suppository) It should work that way every time.