Made my wife's Subaru a little bit more of a stereotypical Subaru

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07/29/2017 at 15:24 • Filed to: None

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My wife ordered this decal for her car. Then when it arrived in the mail she batted her eyes at me and asked me to put it on her car, which turned out to be a slightly complicated process. Now it’s just like all the other Subarus.


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Kinja'd!!! Roadster Man > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 15:28

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 15:30

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Y tho?


Kinja'd!!! It's a "Porch-uh" > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 15:54

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I don’t love my wife enough to put that sticker on her car.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 16:34

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This has insufficient Subaru. You need to slap a Bernie sticker, 26.2 oval, an equality sticker, and the Coexist sticker mentioned by Roadster Man.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Roadster Man
07/29/2017 at 16:55

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Those are played out. Also, bumper stickers on painted surfaces are immoral.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
07/29/2017 at 16:57

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Better?

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Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 17:06

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Does she have the Subaru “badge of ownership” decals on the back? The free ones from Subaru that say “my 8th Subaru” and then you get to select little pictograms of your hobbies.

My wife wanted them so I placed the order so I could get ones for thing she hates to stick on her car: football, golf, camping etc.

I don’t have a death wish so I got the ones she wanted too.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Textured Soy Protein
07/29/2017 at 18:37

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totally agree - why do people do that...


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > Kiltedpadre
07/29/2017 at 18:46

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No, and this is her first Subaru. She’s not into brand whoring, she’s just a hippie, and so am I, but I’m a stealthy hippie hiding behind the outward appearance of a gymbro.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Textured Soy Protein
07/30/2017 at 14:07

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This is overreaching on one of the above and still lacking the others. I give it a 3/10. B for effort.