Life. Choices. Validated.

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 07/28/2017 at 23:30 • Filed to: None

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When the really really REALLY cute girl you’re taking out on a date sees your new car and goes “Oh my god I LOVE the color!” and then goes on to say she wants to see a car show with you and wants to be seen in your car, you know you made some good choices.

And when you’re on the rebound a bit and bought the car to get rid of some old memories, it’s extra validating and vindicating. Especially when, and this is a really shallow statement, I guess you could consider her a nice “upgrade” too. Not only is she a total sweetheart but she is absolutelydrop dead, neck snappingly gorgeous. Not to say that my ex was ugly or dumb or an axe murderer though. A liar, for sure, but perhaps it was more of a case of us being oil and water...Oh well, I’ve moved on in a yellow blur of turbo boost.

Raise a glass for the Banana Express! I’ve got a glass of rye and I’m feeling fine. How is the rest of oppo tonight?

Nibby > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/28/2017 at 23:35

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marry her

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 07/28/2017 at 23:37

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Easy now. This was like our third date.

She did tell me about her digestive issues and that she had to go to the hospital the other day because she hadn’t pooped in a week so I guess we’re basically engaged....

TheHondaBro > Nibby 07/28/2017 at 23:37

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Mary her

Nibby > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/28/2017 at 23:40

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well now you gotta deal with all her shit so...

that means you’re married anyways

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 07/28/2017 at 23:43

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She is my princess and I have a throne for her and everything

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > TheHondaBro 07/28/2017 at 23:46

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*little lambs intensify*

Nibby > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/28/2017 at 23:48

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wait wait... you cannot give her my throne

LastFirstMI is my name > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/28/2017 at 23:49

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Translation: she likes you, and after you marry her (which obviously you should) she’ll admit that she can’t tell your car from a rubber ducky. And that’s ok. Enjoy the ride.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibby 07/28/2017 at 23:52

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Just because you’re the king of shitposts does not mean you are the only one with a throne. Although we are working our way towards a royal flush....

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > LastFirstMI is my name 07/28/2017 at 23:55

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‘Twas only the third date. And given my recent experiences I’m not in a rush to be married lol. But yeah, she isn’t an enthusiast....YET!

She might very well like it because it’s a big rubber ducky and I am fine with that. Her optimism is infectious and I wouldn’t mind being around her for a while longer.

Nibby > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/29/2017 at 08:54

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Does she know about us ;)

shop-teacher > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/29/2017 at 10:40

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These are good developments.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 07/29/2017 at 18:18

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Damn. My wife hates my trophy car. It’s loud, low, awful to get in and out of especially with skirts/heels, and calls too much attention to itself.

I am fortunate, however, that I am at least allowed to indulge in the hobby without much financial oversight, even in parenthood.

Sounds like you’ve got a keeper so far. Safe motoring!

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Nibby 07/29/2017 at 18:20

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Found the psychotic ex. Complete opposite, even the gender.