"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 10:51 • Filed to: None
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"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle)
07/28/2017 at 10:51 • Filed to: None | 3
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easy! just photochop yourself into a picture with some random not-my-wife-female right before the wife goes out of town for the week.
I do a weekly mspaint chop for my FB profile pic, this week’s has left a few family members confused, but I’m sure the wizened folk of oppositelock will see the intended humour in it.
ttyymmnn
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 10:54 |
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I don’t think “wizened” means what you think it means.
Takuro Spirit
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 10:57 |
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I was able to easily annoy her last night by starting off a conversation with:
“I cheated on you this morning...”
Thankfully she let me finish before stabbing me to death
“...I watched Property Brothers without you while at the dentist.”
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MonkeePuzzle
> ttyymmnn
07/28/2017 at 10:58 |
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you are not all wizards? :P
Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 10:59 |
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“more than you can afford, pal”
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MonkeePuzzle
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
07/28/2017 at 10:59 |
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PAL!
Urambo Tauro
> Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
07/28/2017 at 11:00 |
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“more than you can afford, pal: marriage ”
PartyPooper2012
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:04 |
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She’s gonna send you a pic of her photoshopped next to a very large penis that isn’t yours. If the photoshop job is really good, you’ll be left wondering things...
It’s door you just don’t want to open.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:05 |
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Not only have you pissed off your wife, but also the woman in the passenger seat.
XJDano
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:23 |
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I guess my wife pulled this one on me yesterday. Sent a photo of her and cardboard cut out of the Toby Keith urban guy at the “I love this Bar & Grill”
She is on road trip to TX with my sisters for one of their bachelorette party things.
I am watching kids for 4 days.
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MonkeePuzzle
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/28/2017 at 11:23 |
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yeah, she looks pretty non-plussed.
but then, she DID decide to date a douche with a ferrari
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MonkeePuzzle
> XJDano
07/28/2017 at 11:24 |
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my condolences for your loss of sanity
fhrblig
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:34 |
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Next try photoshopping yourself in a car with some shirtless young guy and see how she reacts...
Wagonlife740
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:38 |
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Wouldn’t it be quite awkward if your dad or someone close commented and said “Its about damn time!”. lol
Darth Mario
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:40 |
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*slow clap*
BJ
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 11:56 |
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My wife does not find this kind of joke funny... but I think it’s hilarious. Especially if you use it as a FB profile pic. Good job!
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MonkeePuzzle
> BJ
07/28/2017 at 12:00 |
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of course
yamahog
> MonkeePuzzle
07/28/2017 at 12:09 |
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I too would be concerned if my SO decided to start driving for Uber without letting me know
McMike
> MonkeePuzzle
07/31/2017 at 08:45 |
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People who have seen the movie: “LOL”
Women who haven’t: “Who is that woman?”
Men who haven’t:
“When did you get a convertible?”
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MonkeePuzzle
> McMike
07/31/2017 at 09:09 |
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people with eyes: I don’t believe you, something about the pixels