New Royce* revealed

"Cé hé sin" (michael-m-mouse) 07/27/2017 at 16:35 • Filed to: Rolls-Royce

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Yes, the new Phantom is officially out.

It’s a bit shorter, a bit higher and quite a bit heavier. It has one of those BMW sticky-up BMW aerials at the back of the roof.

The important thing though is that it’s quite a lot more expensive. Quite right too. Who wants a cheap Royce?

*Royce, not Rolls. Royce was the engineer and Rolls the salesman.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 16:42

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6,000 pounds. Almost.

I want to hate, but I can’t.

Ash78, voting early and often > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 16:48

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*Love the asterisk

sent from my iWoz phone

Cé hé sin > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/27/2017 at 16:57

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Doesn’t mean anything to me anymore in lbs I’m afraid, but it’s 2,625 kg or 2.6 tonnes. That’s a lot of Royce.

Back in the day they used to use hundredweight for cars so 53 cwt. That’s also a lot of Royce.

Milky > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:09

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Cool refresh, too bad it took over a decade.

scoob > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:20

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Starring in hip hop videos next month.

Captain of the Enterprise > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:22

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I passed a phantom this morning it still looked good. It was black with Ohio plates.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:22

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Or, to be pedantic about it, hella crap tons.

Nibbles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/27/2017 at 17:32

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Or nearly 50 faggots

Or between 84 and 105 talents, depending on who you ask

AuthiCooper1300 > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:32

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Agree wholeheartedly on the fact that they should be called Royces and not “Rolls” (or, heaven forbid, “Rollers”.)

But calling Rolls just “the salesman”... he funded the venture, after all.

Cé hé sin > Milky 07/27/2017 at 17:43

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A Royce is not subject to frequent changes to tie in with the latest trend.

That’s for the masses.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Nibbles 07/27/2017 at 17:49

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PatBateman > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 17:54

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0-60: 5.3.

Cost: $500,000 (starting price)

Fucks given about these numbers by the wealthy folk who will buy this car: ZERO

Nibbles > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/27/2017 at 19:20

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Precisely

for Michigan > Cé hé sin 07/27/2017 at 22:21

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Dem proportions tho...

Party-vi > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/28/2017 at 08:59

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“Faggot” is an archaic unit of measure, among other innocuous archaic uses that are no longer relevant, usually 120lb each.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Party-vi 07/28/2017 at 11:13

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Thank you. Other Oppo prefers to be provocative.

Nauraushaun > Cé hé sin 08/02/2017 at 01:39

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So what the hell did Rolls do? How much work did it really take to sell the best cars on earth?