Big car, small car. 

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
07/25/2017 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

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Yet the XJS weighs 600lbs more than the Toyota. And it’s so short I was able to leave the parking garage without swiping my card by just driving under the gate.

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About to go pick up a Taurus fan. Should be Fun Times (tm)


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 15:24

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I was going to suggest a Taurus fan a while ago but I figured you had your reasons. Why didn’t you just start with one of them?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Stapleface
07/25/2017 at 15:42

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wanted to see if the free option would cut the mustard before spending money


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 15:51

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So you robbed a parking garage?


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 16:18

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They are so short. The COG definitely contributes to the sorta decent handling, especially considering how soft the suspension is.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Captain of the Enterprise
07/25/2017 at 16:21

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Nah. I have a monthly pass.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > cmill189 - sans Volvo
07/25/2017 at 16:22

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...soft? wut.


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 16:27

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What cars have you been driving to give you the impression the XJS doesn’t have a soft suspension?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > cmill189 - sans Volvo
07/25/2017 at 16:31

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90s Buicks. Stock late 90s Civics. Cadillacs. Miatas.


Kinja'd!!! cmill189 - sans Volvo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 17:07

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Well those would definitely give you a different perspective on soft. Any idea what your shock situation is like? I sometimes wonder if previous owners skip on replacement when they find out there’s six of them to replace.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > cmill189 - sans Volvo
07/25/2017 at 17:36

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It doesn’t float, there’s no bounciness or anything to indicate they’re blown.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 18:04

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Have you ever measured the height? My Corolla is approximately 56 inches tall for reference. Like you’ve said before it’s hard to size you car in pictures. It looks bigger than it is


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
07/25/2017 at 23:41

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i have the same picture! kind of.

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