Five guys adds a lot of fries. 

Kinja'd!!! "Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord." (ningaboss)
07/23/2017 at 16:34 • Filed to: None

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When you order a large fries it’s more 3 large fries.

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Kinja'd!!! avalonian > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:39

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This is beautiful! 


Kinja'd!!! Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:42

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But five guys is good tho


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:43

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Why no Cajun fries?


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:44

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That’s why 5 Guys is the only place I ever order a “small” fries.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:44

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That’s the thing I like most about eating there.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:47

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I don’t understand why the overdo everything. It’s just too much food for me.


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:50

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there is nothing wrong with that


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/23/2017 at 16:54

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Its too greasy for me.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 16:55

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Enjoy the diarrhea


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
07/23/2017 at 16:57

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Their food is so sloppy-greasy. I can’t even make it through a small order of their mushy fries.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > lone_liberal
07/23/2017 at 16:57

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I have to order their smallest burgers, too. Those are still huge.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 17:01

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What’s amazing is that they can turn all those boxes/bags of potatoes into these terrible fries. In-N-Out turns raw potatoes into something delicious (if well done, at least), but 5 Guys turns their raw potatoes into greasy mush.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
07/23/2017 at 17:04

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My dad used to like going there. When I ate there my face felt like breaking out due to the grease and my body rejected the bearing grease they cook with. I drank a liter of seltzer water just to feel better.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/23/2017 at 17:05

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His toilet will be MVP.


Kinja'd!!! cluelessk > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 17:14

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I realized pretty quickly that one medium order of fries is plenty for 2 people.


Kinja'd!!! Kiltedpadre > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 17:45

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On one hand I appreciate getting my money’s worth when I eat there, but on the other I hate reaching through the burning hot, greasy fries to get to my burger. I always forget to ask for the burger on top till they’ve already filled my feed bag.


Kinja'd!!! Matsayz > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 17:48

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He food is okay but WHY are you dumping fries on top of the food in a bag???!!!! Now I have to dig through that mess. It’d be one thing if they had sinks and soap to wash up but they usually have one bathroom with a line... ugh that place drives me nuts and they have mushy fries which are the worst!

I’d rather have Chipotle and roll the dice to see if I get food poisoning


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 18:17

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They were supposed to open a Five Guys in Holland...fudge, I cant wait. The one time I visited a Five Guys was driving from Miami to Key West. I cant even remember in what city/town it was, but I remember that I loved it. They have those type of fries that have potatoe skin on them, god I love that stuff.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 18:34

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That’s what I love the most at 5 guys. I don’t even get the burgers anymore. I’ll get the fries and make my own burgers at home. (Saving $15 in the process!)


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/23/2017 at 19:20

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large is for sharing.


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord.
07/30/2017 at 20:29

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My wife and I went to Five Guys for the first time in about two years yesterday. The “little,” fries were too much for my 315-lb ass.

Of course It was a 340-lb ass only about three months ago...