"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
07/23/2017 at 00:25 • Filed to: Baby Talk
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"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
07/23/2017 at 00:25 • Filed to: Baby Talk | 1
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If your infant could form words without frothing at the mouth like a tiny, fleshy crab then I guarantee they would complain about the build quality and “me-too” styling of the strollers they are forced to be seen in. For the discerning baby and their fashion forward parental service provider, Im happy to announce that the Bentley of adjustable convertible strollers and tricycles has finally arrived in the US!
Mulliner GT style seats, 180° seating, fast-action multi-footrest technology, arched wheel fenders, metal emblems, and countless adjustability though we stopped at six, the Bentley 6-in-1 Stroller/Tricycle promises the quality and attention to detail infants expect once they development object permanence.
* Product is recommended for new lifestylers starting at 6 months of age.
But the Bentley 6-in-1 isn’t just revolutionary with its class-leading craftsmanship and quality materials, it’s geared to be evolutionary too! As you grow the Bentley adapts to you, transforming from automatic parent-powered stroller and into a rider-focused manual sports trike with unprecedented amounts of engagement in just a matter of mommy-minutes. From ages 6 months to 4 years old, the Bentley 6-in-1 Convertible is engineered for an ownership lifespan that eclipses Bentley’s world-reknowned road cars!
Note the robust 12" front and 10" rear Continental GT Speed style wheels with authentic, low rolling resistance air tires that include tread patterns that could potentially assist in inclement weather and tackling the toughest sandbox trails in Moab Community Park.
Where many premium products offer limited-slip traction aids the Bentley offers an industry first “anti-slip” freewheel function pedals for maximized manual power delivery.
Of course safety is always a priorty which is why rear brakes and a five-point harness come standard on all models.
With four available color packages and eye-catching design the first FWD Bentley is expected to be the highest volume vehicle to ever wear the Flying B badge. But dont let production numbers fool you! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the Bentley 6-in-1 Convertible is as recherché as they come. Hurry and buy now and your first words will be, “Wow!”
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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 00:33 |
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Wow that lady has an awkward smile, more so than me. At least now I know I do have a chance at being a commercial actor!
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Wobbles the Mind
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/23/2017 at 00:36 |
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I know! I think she realized this was pretty silly as they started taping.
Kiltedpadre
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 00:43 |
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They expect me and my little Buffy McMoneybags to touch FAUX LEATHER?!?! Even the nanny wouldn’t be caught dead touching anything but the finest Corinthian leather!
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Wobbles the Mind
> Kiltedpadre
07/23/2017 at 00:49 |
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Lol! Im not going to lie, I was really let down by that too. But I’m waiting for the Bentley Speed 6-in-1 anyways.
His Stigness
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/23/2017 at 01:00 |
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Are we sure her mouth isn’t wired shut, because that’s creepy.
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DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
> His Stigness
07/23/2017 at 01:10 |
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Maybe she couldn’t stop laughing.
InFierority Complex
> Kiltedpadre
07/23/2017 at 01:24 |
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Fun fact: Corinthian leather was just a marketing term invented by Chrysler in the 70s and most of it came from New Jersey.
Brian McKay
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 02:52 |
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wacky, April-Fools-Day “Bentley” vehicle + caption misspellings + needless letter capitalizations + loud stock muzik = fail
Svend
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 02:56 |
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Is it me or is that actually very cheap?
You can get an okay stroller for £70+, a good one starting at £150+, really good one for £200+. So this one is a great price when you take into account how long you can keep using it.
XJDano
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 04:30 |
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Why isn’t this over $1,000 ?
For all that $350 doesn’t seem too expensive for as much engineering that went into that.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 05:53 |
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no British racing green?
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> Svend
07/23/2017 at 07:23 |
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It is an incredible value in my book. I was just as surprised as you since $350 is very reasonable even without accounting the longevity.
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> XJDano
07/23/2017 at 07:28 |
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It’s crazy! A standalone Maclaren BMW stroller will cost you about $450 and an M version is $650. Then you get into things like the Porsche Design P’4911 or the Aston Martin carriage which cost $3,000.
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Svend
> Wobbles the Mind
07/23/2017 at 08:34 |
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USD$320 translates to GBP£246.25.
Looking the Trike up. The non Bentley trike can be found for €99 to €169.
And I’ve found the Bentley one in the U.K. for £199.99 with free delivery (when back in stock).
So although $320 isn’t as much as I expected, it pays to shop around.
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His Stigness
> DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
07/23/2017 at 16:11 |
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Or she doesn’t know how to smile.
6691 zapS
> Kiltedpadre
07/24/2017 at 01:56 |
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6691 zapS
> 6691 zapS
07/24/2017 at 02:00 |
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Stapleface
> Wobbles the Mind
07/24/2017 at 07:57 |
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I’ve got to say, I hate the look of this thing. It looks like someone just took a tricycle and stuck a reclining carriage seat on it. The handlebars and peddles just get in the way when being used as a stroller. Looks like a completely half baked idea where someone said “good enough”, and called it a day.