Miami is At It Again

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 07/22/2017 at 23:31 • Filed to: Miami

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A Conquest Black Knight XV seen in the wild, at a luxury shooting range. Because you need your bulletproof luxury SUV to take you to go shoot bullets.

ETA: If this doesn’t scream “drug kingpin”, I don’t know what does.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > PatBateman 07/22/2017 at 23:47

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It also made in Toronto.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > PatBateman 07/22/2017 at 23:48

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Fort Lauderdale would like to have a word with you

Kiltedpadre > PatBateman 07/22/2017 at 23:55

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I think I found a picture of what he was there to shoot.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 00:02

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Drug kingpin or just your run-of-the-mille rich paranoid guy.

His Stigness > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 00:11

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I’m sorry, but what the hell is a “luxury shooting range?”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > His Stigness 07/23/2017 at 00:25

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It’s like a normal shooting range but the targets are real live poor people.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 00:25

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Gotta love that it’s next to a stances STI.

Also this is one reason I like small town life. There’s a lawyer in my town with a CRbon Fiber wrapped H1 and his website is something like the hummerlaywer.com. And his weekend car is a lofted Excursion. Also he’s 5"4' and has a 4" tall fauxhawk, but thats flashiest/stupidest car I’ve seen locally.

His Stigness > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/23/2017 at 00:45

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Isn’t that all of Florida?

DanZman > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 04:31

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There is one of these running around Phoenix. It’s a lot less flashy than this one though. It’s all matte black.

TheBimmerGuyWhoNowOwnsAChevy > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 07:53

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I think I’ve been playing too much gta recently because I saw the pic and immediately thought “hey isn’t that one of the armoured vehicles that merryweather uses?”

PatBateman > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/23/2017 at 09:58

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Full disclosure: we were actually in Davie. 

PatBateman > Kiltedpadre 07/23/2017 at 09:59

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The gun range had a Desert Eagle 50 that was gold plated AND had zebra stripes (matte vs shiny gold) for sale there. Your pic is accurate.

PatBateman > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/23/2017 at 10:00

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I’m sticking with kingpin.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 10:00

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My sincerest condolences.

I tend to avoid Miami Dade and Broward Counties as much as I can. People really don’t know how to drive well south of Boca Raton.

PatBateman > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/23/2017 at 11:18

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My friend (who was driving) is a local, and said the same thing about drivers in this area. I concur.

Kiltedpadre > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 11:46

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I’m assuming you say they had it for sale because you bought it. I mean, how could you resist?

NJAnon > PatBateman 07/23/2017 at 21:09

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That or those people that claim they need to prepare for some nuclear winter have spread.

PatBateman > NJAnon 07/23/2017 at 22:05

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Miami is a horrible place for preppers. Areas with less population and less desirable nuclear targets are the best places for them.

6691 zapS > PatBateman 07/24/2017 at 02:05

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Is it actually different if there is almost no open space Between Imaim and Ft.Lauderdale? At least on hwy 1?( I was west of Hollywood, FLA. in the ‘90's)