Preboarding is always interesting

"Chariotoflove" (chariotoflove) 07/22/2017 at 13:24 • Filed to: Plane survival techniques

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You get on first and watch the parade of people inch slowly past. Wave at the little kids. Smile at the cute girls and avoid eye contact with their husbands, that sort of thing.

Maxima Speed > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 14:00

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That’s not creepy 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 14:17

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I always make sure to fart when I walk through first class.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 15:29

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Bulkhead row FTW! Enjoy the flight-

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/22/2017 at 15:34

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You’re my hero. Except when I’m in first class, you jealous poor.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 07/22/2017 at 15:35

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No kidding, especially the way they pack these MD80s. Thanks.

Chariotoflove > Maxima Speed 07/22/2017 at 15:35

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Only when I wear my mirrored sunglasses.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 15:42

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Bulkhead on a Mad Dog is even better. Nice and quiet up front.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 15:47

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I’ve only been in first class once, it was great.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 07/22/2017 at 16:24

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Only place to be. Last trip I had a doggo resting on my feet. Bonus.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/22/2017 at 16:26

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It is. Once in a while they stick me there to be nice and.not drag me down the aisle.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 07/22/2017 at 16:53

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I bet you made first class jealous on that trip-

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 07/22/2017 at 19:06

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Prolly. He was a good doggo.