"PS9" (PS9)
07/20/2017 at 19:08 • Filed to: This post is hyperbolic, Do not take it seriously
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"PS9" (PS9)
07/20/2017 at 19:08 • Filed to: This post is hyperbolic, Do not take it seriously | 3
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MADNESS, ANARCHY, VIOLENCE ON A MASS SCALE. A thunderstorm took out the most critical stoplight for at least three miles. What do you get when you add that to a very large shopping center with two very small exits? MAD MAX THUNDERDOME! NO ONE ENTERS, NO ONE LEAVES, THE ONLY WINNER IS FLORIDA MAN, EVERYONE ELSE LOSES
It’s PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds up in this bitch. I hope that guy I saw making a shotgun out of PVC and firecrackers with taped together nail rounds doesn’t find me. Might be the end of the road. It’s been real, guys!
Svend
> PS9
07/20/2017 at 19:31 |
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That’s crazy.
Where I live when the lights go down common courtesy and road etiquette take over and the junctions and roundabouts function more fluidly.
So much so, that the council only turn on the traffic lights at peak times.
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PS9
> Svend
07/20/2017 at 19:46 |
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Ahh. You clearly don’t live anywhere near Florida. Here it’s more like;
*BEEEEP*
HURRY THE FUCK UP!
BITCH DON’T MAKE ME GIT OUT THIS CAR! *she shouts while car is moving*
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
*Tractor trailer rolls into the opposing traffic lane, Vin Diesel in his 1998 lowered civic comes in the opposite direction and throws revvs at the tractor, trying to move it out of the way via VTEC power alone*
*Other vin diesels in lowered civics and saturns(seriously what the hell is up with saturn owners down here) start throwing revs too because stupidity travels in packs*
GIT OUT DA WAY FORE I RUN YOU OVER *Brotruck driver screams, but no one is threatened because we all know he won’t risk nicking that $5k chrome job he’s applied to the whole bottom of the car*
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Svend
> PS9
07/20/2017 at 20:38 |
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Oh we still get BMWs (bloody minded wankers), Audiots, etc... who think they own the road. Oh and ‘boy racers’ in their mother’s Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 that they’ve put a large exhaust, stickers and seats reclined so low they have to look under the top of the steering wheel to see forward that think the world owes them a favour and they own the road.