Never Buy Toilet Paper Again!

"Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
07/16/2017 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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This is fantastic! Six 1.75 ton rolls of toilet paper, for free! How would I store it, who knows? What would my wife think, who cares? It’s a lifetime supply of toilet paper, for Pete’s sake! All I’d need is a truck and trailer capable of pulling about 4,000 pounds, and a fork-lift, of course. This would be the perfect gift for that uncle of mine who thought Obama was the anti-Christ! He could put a roll in his pole barn and never have to worry about wiping his ass again.

https://toledo.craigslist.org/zip/d/comically-large-rolls-of/6216236263.html

DISCUSSION (13)

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:16

I got the same on Prime Day.

RPM esq. > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:17

To be fair, this is probably the most useful thing I’ve ever seen listed for free on Craigslist.

Nibby > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:22

brb driving to Toledo

Aremmes > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
07/16/2017 at 23:29

I thought this was about bidets or some other paperless method of cleaning one’s exit chute. This does not seem as useful. Although being able to brag about owning Paul Bunyan’s bog roll has got to count for something.