Congratulations to Doug and the new Mrs. DeMuro

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2) 07/16/2017 at 11:17 • Filed to: Doug DeMuro, Wedding, Needs more DougScore

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Doug got married yesterday!

I’m very happy for him and his new wife. Here’s to many happy years together.

UGGH NOT A CARMAX RANGE ROVER

Does she come with an extended bumper to bumper warranty?

Was the wedding held at his local CarMax?

For more of my thoughts on Doug’s wedding, click the link below to check out my column on dougwedding.com/matrimonysteer

Congratulations to the DeMuros.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 11:24

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How long before Will it DeBaby? is a regular segment?

Textured Soy Protein > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 11:29

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Whenever I see Doug and his friends/family, I feel like he/they are the literal embodiment of “wypipo” as referred to in The Root.

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2017 at 11:36

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Dougies?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2017 at 11:38

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Will they have dogs named Doggo DeMuro and Pug DeMuro?

These are the questions Oppo needs answers to.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 11:53

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“Here are all the quirks of my new Wife”

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 12:00

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Doge DeMuro, Pug DeMuro, and a Dugtrio

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/16/2017 at 12:21

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Hopefully it doesn’t end in Doug DeVorce.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/16/2017 at 12:24

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I think you mean Divorce, right?

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/divorce-is-back-1795839569

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 13:12

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I bet I’d know this already if I followed him on Twitter.

AntiSpeed > EL_ULY 07/16/2017 at 13:27

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Douglets?

I have another burner, try to guess it! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 07/16/2017 at 15:33

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As someone who’s never been married. I hope Doug does a review of the kwerks and cool features about Western marriage. As well as give it a score so I can decide if it’s for me.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/16/2017 at 23:16

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Hope he got the Doug DePrenup...

CalzoneGolem > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 06:46

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I’d probably know this if I followed him on FaceSquare.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/04/2017 at 08:02

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I wonder what her “Doug Score” is. ( °  °)

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/04/2017 at 08:09

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For more of my thoughts on Mrs.DeMuro, click the link below to check out my column on autodemuro.com/wifesteer

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 08/17/2017 at 19:00

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The weird features and quirks.

“But that’s not the WEIRDEST thing about the interior. That award goes to...”

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/17/2017 at 19:02

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Today, this piece of paper is worth $35,000, and I’m going to tell you why.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 08/17/2017 at 19:03

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BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever 08/17/2017 at 19:09

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For more of my thoughts on the paper, click the link below to check out my trader on autocom.steer/overcolumn

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/22/2017 at 20:40

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Voluntarily?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 08/22/2017 at 20:44

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Of course.

Who wouldn’t want to marry a man that has an automotive review score named after him?

(Love you, Doug!)

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 08/22/2017 at 20:48

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She probably saw him do that sexy thing he does when he gets all excited about the comfort and luxury in a car and sort of lays down and wriggles around. I mean, I know I get turned on by that...

Jcarr > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 09/08/2017 at 15:25

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So in a year are there going to be flurry of posts speculating on the new #dougwife?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Jcarr 09/08/2017 at 15:44

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Only after he reveals the yearly wife’s DougScore© along with her quirks and features.

For more of my thoughts on the new DougWife, click the link below to check out my trader on steercom.auto/overcolumn