Hi, sweetie

"ImmoralMinority" (araimondo) 07/11/2017 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

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One of the biggest fucking black widows I have ever seen.

Eat well, sweetheart.

cluelessk > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:28

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Are they as dangerous as they’re made out to be?

Like shark attacks not being a real big threat.

Honeybunchesofgoats > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:32

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STAHP

Honeybunchesofgoats > cluelessk 07/11/2017 at 23:33

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At some point in my life, I saw this thing on TV about someone putting on a pair of shoes, being bitten, and losing their limbs. That was at least twenty years ago. Have I ever put on a pair of shoes without first looking for spiders? No.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 23:34

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I own a lot of shoes.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:35

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*prepares his flame thrower*

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:35

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I would usually try to come up with a funny comment, but I’m honestly too tired, so here:

“SQUASH” -unclevanos

Steve in Manhattan > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:40

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Our cost of living is rather high, and the subway gets worse every year, but I’ve never had to deal with a deadly spider. Or even a potentially deadly spider. And the roaches don’t bother us much ....

coqui70 > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:40

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Nope, not screwing with that.

PS9 > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:41

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BACK TO HELL WITH YOU, SATAN SPAWN

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:42

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NOPE.

Nuke it from orbit. Then burn it again just to make sure.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 23:50

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Sometimes I put on shoes without checking for spiders. I promise my only thought is, “shit, I’m not even checking for spiders. I am so OG”

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:53

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I was like yeah we are leaving California no more black widows! Those fuckers followed us back to Montana. Not as big up here since there are fewer small dogs to eat but still around.

Scary__goongala! > ImmoralMinority 07/11/2017 at 23:56

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Best way to counter act Black Widows is some A-10 brrrrrtttttt action.

Matsayz > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 00:05

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I found one when opening the window the other week, it quickly made new friends with my sandal. So much nope happened

Chariotoflove > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 00:26

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You’re creeping me out.

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 00:59

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I get them in my attic... on my porch, etc. One drunken night after I had an electrician install new fans I went into the attic to check out his work. I don’t know how large your black widow is, but the one I found on the top side of my daughter’s fan was like a small fist. I killed it and crawled as fast as I could to my attic entry (a small entry over my closet) and then fell down ten feet. Thanks for reminding me to call pest control again.

TheRevanchist > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 01:26

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I used to work at a small ag pipe manufacturer in Armona during college summer breaks. We had pallets outside with finished stock ready to ship. The majority of those pallets were there, unmoved, for a few months at least. When we would remove the old, unwanted stock, those fuckers were big and healthy, and maybe 3 or 4 per pallet. That was some scary-scary-scare-scare.

ptak appreciates old racecars > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 07:04

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mcnope

Discerning > ImmoralMinority 07/12/2017 at 09:06

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Pretty cool. Where was it spotted? Not uncommon to have nah where you spot one. Wouldn’t hurt to check pretty much every corner and crevice

Discerning > Steve in Manhattan 07/12/2017 at 09:07

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I found a black widow when I lived in Astoria

Steve in Manhattan > Discerning 07/12/2017 at 15:36

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I blame Steinway ...

Discerning > Steve in Manhattan 07/12/2017 at 16:46

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I lived right off of Steinway... lol