Um, no, my emoji is on point, bitch

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 07/11/2017 at 20:01 • Filed to: MY EMOJIS ARE ON POINT TAGS ARE ALL CAPS BUT THIS IS ALSO ALL CAPS

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Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 20:06

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On the phone at this moment:

“You’re like the Tolstoy story, Anna Katrina”

“Anna Karenina?”

“I don’t care about Russian shit”

You’ve redeemed yourself.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 20:12

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Me: “Hao si bu ru lai huo zhe”

Her: “Fuck you, you can’t apply it to everything.

Me: “I can”

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 20:39

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“Bu nang rang niao bie si?”

“You cannot hold piss until you die. You’re in charge of your life and set up boundaries and cannot kill yourself by refusing to piss.”

I’m 90% wrong I got that pinyin wrong. Fight me.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Honeybunchesofgoats 07/11/2017 at 20:42

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Good enough for government work.