"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/10/2017 at 15:58 • Filed to: None
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"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
07/10/2017 at 15:58 • Filed to: None | 3
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I grilled out on Saturday, and yesterday my wife went to visit her mom, which she does periodically since her mom is disabled and needs the attention/help/company. I left some things out that irritated my wife when she got home just now. Oops.
My townhouse has a big shared driveway out back. I keep my grill in the garage and use it in the driveway.
I usually leave the grill out overnight to let the charcoal finish burning and take it in the next day. But I left it out again last night. I also left the grill tongs, spatula, etc. on my little side table, which I at least brought into the garage, but not inside to clean them.
So my wife gets home this afternoon and texts me...
Wife: Finally home. Better take grill in. Taking a long ass nap soon
Me: I’ll move the grill in tonight, you take your nap and relax
Wife: Grill tools, too. Sigh
Me:
Wife: Lol
You can thank me later*, fellow husbands of Oppo!
* Kinja user AtlasM makes no guarantees express or implied that this Sorry Puppy Meme will engender similar forgiveness in other wives regarding other things their husbands have done to irritate them. His experience successfully deploying this Sorry Puppy Meme is but one anecdotal example and may not represent the actual response of other wives to this Sorry Puppy Meme. Use at your own risk.
CalzoneGolem
> Textured Soy Protein
07/10/2017 at 16:14 |
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I’m lucky. No amount of mess irritates my wife, but it sure irritates me.
LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com
> Textured Soy Protein
07/10/2017 at 16:19 |
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I think this could be very useful for me . . . but probably only once.
TheRealBicycleBuck
> Textured Soy Protein
07/10/2017 at 16:27 |
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For me, that might work once. I would need an automatic puppy meme generator that would come up with something new at least once a week.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> Textured Soy Protein
07/10/2017 at 16:43 |
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I try to not irritate Mr. Highlander. Leaving the grill out wouldn’t phase her. Leaving my dirty dishes on the counter would get me a wooping.
PS9
> Textured Soy Protein
07/10/2017 at 17:01 |
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When it comes to common household tasks, I guess here you could say AtlasM...
...Shrugged.