send parsh

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
07/07/2017 at 20:27 • Filed to: slowly dying of a lack of parsh, Porschelump, Porsche 944, Mitsubishi Lancer GTS, Lulzcer, Lancer GTS, Mitsubishi, sadness, no car, send parsh

Lancer got hit. Parsh is probably toast. I’m stuck with a rental I find deeply un-fun.

...

send

paaaaaaaarsh

DISCUSSION (52)

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:34

In Austin? I help tomo... that’s sad panda.

facw > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:35

That is a lot of tags! Sorry I have no parsh to send.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:36

Porsche is toast? What happened to the Porsche? :O

bhtooefr > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:40

What’s the rental?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:49

Kinja'd!!!

WilliamsSW > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:53

Kinja'd!!!

Sorry it’s all I’ve got! That sucks — at least you can hoon the crap out of the rental without fear.

Urambo Tauro > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:56

Somebody call 911!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 20:59

http://m.ebay.com/itm/1993-Porsche-911-RS-America-Coupe-2-Door-/172765728477?epid=73982398&hash=item2839a3cedd%3Ag%3A6x0AAOSwz71ZWpIq&_trkparms=pageci%253A6dd23f1e-6378-11e7-8645-74dbd180474e%257Cparentrq%253A1fb3ab2015d0abc10c7bf852ffef5759%257Ciid%253A14

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:01

http://m.ebay.com/itm/1971-Porsche-911-/192240398420?hash=item2cc26bb054%3Ag%3A7~EAAOSwjRpZXusG&_trkparms=pageci%253Ae730ce3f-6378-11e7-a7b2-74dbd1800229%257Cparentrq%253A1fb6c68215d0ab4d29979be4ffed9089%257Ciid%253A13

Shoop > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:06

Nooooo. Don’t turn into David tracy

boredalways > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:20

I don’t know what’s going on but I hope this helps some

https://www.cargurus.com/Cars/l-Used-Porsche-944-d406

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:27

Kinja'd!!!

http://diecast.spiraln.com/porsche/911/mb_porsche911-gt3/index.html

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:28

what happened to your Lancer?

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 21:35

sorry to hear that

You should buy another Porsche!

Noah - Now with more boost. > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:10

Kinja'd!!!

My phone is full of parsh! Hopefully your stay in rental car purgatory will be short...

Urambo Tauro > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/07/2017 at 22:23

[jarglusness intensifies]

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/07/2017 at 22:24

IT’S LIKE YOU KNOW ME.

Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/07/2017 at 22:25

this is excellent parsh

Stef Schrader > WilliamsSW
07/07/2017 at 22:25

Big glass sunroof. SEW FAUNCEH.

Stef Schrader > Noah - Now with more boost.
07/07/2017 at 22:26

There’s some excellent parsh in those pics.

Stef Schrader > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/07/2017 at 22:26

I have lots of these kinds of parsh. Also good parsh.

Stef Schrader > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/07/2017 at 22:26

Overheated really weirdly on the way back from the track. IDK what’s wrong with it.

Stef Schrader > boredalways
07/07/2017 at 22:27

Parsh is acting up. Need to fix it before I can drive it.

Stef Schrader > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/07/2017 at 22:28

Hit ‘n’ run while parked .

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Stef Schrader > Urambo Tauro
07/07/2017 at 22:28

yes, and let me hoon the 911

Stef Schrader > bhtooefr
07/07/2017 at 22:29

Buick Envision. It’s irritating. Stupid touch-panel “buttons” (which aren’t buttons) don’t respond immediately. Start-stop is paranoid and stops when you’re just inching around a parking lot—and there’s no way to turn it off. It’s also gigantic.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:29

ouch.

Stef Schrader > Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped
07/07/2017 at 22:31

I think I’m going to try narrowing down the problems with the parsh first. Sending off an oil analysis to check for coolant in case the head gasket or rod bearings are toast. Gonna test the electrical components related to the fan. Dig out dumb stuff related to the stupid cooling system to see if I have a new thermostat. Puffalump some Puffalumps. IDK. Blergh.

boredalways > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:34

Oh no, good luck.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:35

Instructions unclear.

duck.jpg

vwbeetle.jpg

[Also Fuck You, Kinja. WTF good a commenting system if you can’t post pics, especially on mobile!? Fuck You Apple! Stop reinventing the wheel, filling with shit, and foisting it on us all like it’s something wonderful. FUCK EVERYTHING I HATE IT ALL FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.]

K. Nite Oppo.

random001 > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:37

Kinja'd!!!

Noah - Now with more boost. > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:39

We have many excellent Stücke in the Boston area!

WilliamsSW > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 22:40

Much luxury! And only at a very slight weight penalty to your 944, I’m sure. But I love that rear end view on the 991...

MM54 > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 23:27

Waterparsh?

Agrajag > Stef Schrader
07/07/2017 at 23:27

Sad Ferdinando joins you.

Kinja'd!!!

MM54 > MM54
07/07/2017 at 23:27

Kinja!! Where’s my picture?

MM54 > MM54
07/07/2017 at 23:28

Damnit just go here then

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/this-guy-has-won-at-vanity-plates-1796245696

Stef Schrader > WilliamsSW
07/08/2017 at 07:05

Ehhhhh, the 991 is just big all over. It looks like a Mack truck next to my 944.

Still, I’d hoon it like a hoon-tool for hoonin’ if someone wants to let me hoon it.

Stef Schrader > MM54
07/08/2017 at 07:06

LOL

Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/08/2017 at 07:06

but I have a parsh, I just need to fix my parsh

Stef Schrader > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
07/08/2017 at 07:09

helpbox@kinja.com, IIRC

also, she’s a chicken

Stef Schrader > Agrajag
07/08/2017 at 07:09

:’(

Stef Schrader > random001
07/08/2017 at 07:10

that’s not parsh

Stef Schrader > facw
07/08/2017 at 07:10

Stef Schrader > Shoop
07/08/2017 at 07:10

The regular car is at the shop. I just have to fix my parsh.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Stef Schrader
07/08/2017 at 07:22

Sorry to hear Stef! Wish I could help! What’s the word on the Lancer? I read it got it awhile back, but I can’t remember if it was worth repairing or not...?

WilliamsSW > Stef Schrader
07/08/2017 at 08:45

Yeah, the size difference seeing one next to an old 911 is... breathtaking.

I wouldn’t say no to any running Parsh.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Stef Schrader
07/08/2017 at 09:26

you can never have enough

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Stef Schrader
07/08/2017 at 10:40

quack

random001 > Stef Schrader
07/08/2017 at 11:26

Oops....

Stef Schrader > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
07/09/2017 at 22:38

this is fact

Stef Schrader > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
07/09/2017 at 22:52

cluck